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Until Steve Jobs decides to integrate cutting board technology into the iPad, I guess we’ll have to settle for this MacBook Cutting Board for all of our food preparation needs. The apple tree wood cutting board is designed to look like a unibody MacBook. Apple pie, fresh apple slices, apple scones, Apple iPods, they all have to start somewhere. You can buy your own MacBook Cutting Board for around $55 from Designspray in 13″, 15″ and 17″ varieties, just like... Continue reading

I’ll be the first to admit I know absolutely nothing about cooking. I’ve discovered multiple ways to screw-up the delicate art of cooking soup in the microwave. My specialty is peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Basically, I don’t cook, period. But for those interested in improving your mad cooking skills, the Apron Cooking Guide acts as a cheat sheet for the epicurious. The apron contains useful nooks of information such as numeric conversions, cooking times for vegetables, roasting times for... Continue reading

While not as linguistically pleasing as the spork (it just has a good mouth feel, ya know?) or as entertaining as the Zing, the Knork molds together two essential eating utensils, without the worry of cutting your mouth open in the process. The Knork contains no sharp edges, so there’s no worries that you’ll accidentally slice yourself a nice Glasgow smile. The Knork is used by placing a finger on a special platform and rocking the Knork back and forth.... Continue reading

There’s something about tossing a salad that makes me just want to belt out a tune or twelve. Come on now, there’s no reason a man can’t toss a salad while belting out some Ethel Merman in the comfort of his own home. Don’t you sass me! The Sing Along Tongs aid your salad tossing-inspired singing efforts with their mic-inspired design, god help them. If I had to listen to Nickelback everyday I’d probably take myself out of my own... Continue reading

I’ve always been honest with my readers. I have a bit of a weight problem. I mean, I’m not confined to my bed or anything even near that, but I certainly have a little baggage I’d be willing to part with. With that said, the biggest part of losing weight for me has always been a combination between portion control and physical activity. You can forget those high-protein, low-carb type fad diets. They’re really a flash in the pan. You... Continue reading

In a world where all of our kitchen appliances are self-aware, things might be a little more interesting. Whether it be the brave little toaster who challenges destiny and refuses to toast your bread or a completely solipsistic blender, a self-conscious kitchen accessory is a tool which could be used for both good and evil. The World’s Greatest Mug definitly leans closer to the good side of the Force. Not only offering us a laugh, but challenging all of your... Continue reading

If a random stranger were to walk into my kitchen while I was going mano-a-mano with my ice tray, they’d understand the necessity of a gadget such as the Quick Snap Ice Tray. When man and ice tray engage in a fierce bout of fisticuffs you know something is amiss. The Quick Snap Ice Tray allows for connoisseurs of chilled beverages to easily eject their frozen blocks of ice, without the loss of any blood or resulting in any shattered plastic. Available for a... Continue reading

I always heard so much about these fabulous cookies the Dark Side was supposed to offer. But once I joined the cause, there wasn’t a goddamn cookie in sight. In fact, I’m yet to have been rewarded with a single cookie, and I’ve single-handidly taken down at least 25 members of the Rebellion. And the lies just keep being spread. This apron falsely promises that members of the Dark Side will be awarded cookies. Lies, I say! Sure, there’s all... Continue reading

We’re pretty much done with all of the holiday baking over in these parts, and we did quite a bit I might add. Or maybe I should say everyone else did quite a bit. Me? Not a baker. Trust me, nobody wants me near their ovens or even their microwaves.While I’ve been known to wield a gadget or two, cooking electronics were never my thing. Its such a shame that we’re all done with the Christmas baking, I would have... Continue reading

Can’t a man eat his eating utensils without worrying about damaging his internal organs? Every time I eat my silverware I need to be rushed to the hospital, and frankly, I’m sick of it. Apparently someone else was having the same problem. This Edible Cutlery is, well, edible. Created by Julien Madérou, these are some utensils I can really sink my teeth into. My tummy is much happier to be full than pierced by a metal spike. Plus, I leap... Continue reading