Here’s a great way to show those pledges in your fraternity that you don’t fuck around with that Microsoft bullshit. After you’re done making them build the Statue of Liberty out of mashed potatoes and you’ve had them fuck a sheep (with a rubber, of course), then it is time for them to get the paddle.

It’s not just any ordinary paddle; it’s an Apple paddle. Now, you can kiss Steve Jobs’ decrepit ass and fulfill your sadomasochistic desires, simultaneously! All it takes is a ping-pong paddle, some steady hands and a stencil.

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So, we’re at the Last HOPE Conference in New York. The moment we arrived at the Pennsylvania Hotel, we took the escalator upstairs to the showroom floor. We were then greeted by this blossoming solar powered dildo flower thing. Whew, that’s a mouthful, and so are all those dildos!

Glass or rubber, these lamps have it all. Dildos, butt plugs, anal beads and pretty much any love stick imaginable decorate the light, but perhaps most importantly is the center piece.  Surrounded by your typical dildos is the eye popping mega-butt plug. I’d love to meet the girl daring enough to join forces with it.

A combination of steel, LEDs, solar electronics and a sick mind are all Randy Polumbo needed to craft these perverted lamps which are ideal for any bachelor pad. Invite a bunch of your lady friends over and see how many of them can sit on it simultaneously.  It’d be like king of the mountain, except more erotic. If you like his work, hit the jump below for more pics and his website.

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Those of you who are fans of useless USB gadgets and the hardware inside of them might get a kick out of this. Remember the USB Humping Dog? Here it is again, but this time, naked and uncensored. Oh, how kinky! (more…)