The ModPocket Camera Tripod is literally pint sized. Small enough to carry around in your pocket, hooked right on to your key chain. The hinged ModPocket allows you to adjust your camera angle anywhere you roam. Well, unless you’re deep sea diving or something. Spiderbrace WISHES it was pocket sized.

There are countless times I wish I hap a tripod that I could pull out of my ass to get that perfect shot. Sadly, my ass was occupied with other foreign objects at the time. — Andrew Dobrow

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This seems as about as effective as hiding under a desk in school, but for all of you paranoid Cold War conspiracy nuts, here is a gadget that might put you at ease. The NukAlert Radiation Monitor and Alarm system monitors your surroundings 24/7. Keeping you attuned to the invisible, yet deadly radiation that could cause serious damage to your sperm or even kill you.

Small enough to fit on your key chain, the NukAlert is supposedly used by federal, state, and local law enforcers through the nation. The NukAlert comes with a ten year warranty, although it probably won’t do much good if burnt in the flames of nuclear fallout. For $160, or $145 if you buy two or more, you can own a personal radiation detecting system to assure you that the infidels have not yet struck. — Andrew Dobrow

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Here’s a pretty neat ultra Mini Universal Remote which comes attached to a key chain. Of course, the first thought that pops into our heads is huddling outside our neighbors window, eagerly changing their channel without them knowing the source, and then watching them try and figure it out, with us laughing in glee. Though we don’t think that was the intended purpose.

The Mini Universal Remote is small and handy for any true channel surfer, so you always have control of the remote. It measures in at 5.1cm x 3.1cm x 0.5cm, which is by far, for a reasonable $5.95, small enough to fit in your pocket (assuming you’re wearing pants). It’s automatic search mode insures that any TV (as long as it isn’t a D-list electronic brand) will be under your every whim. Just don’t misplace it in your pocket, which is easier then it sounds since it’s a mere 0.04 kg. — Andrew Dobrow

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