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Co-worker a huge dick? Get him back this holiday season at the company’s holiday party. These condoms don’t actually contain a rubber but instead have a bunch of paper clips inside. Loudly announce to your co-workers that you think your co-worker left his set of condoms on his desk, flashing the paper clip set around for all to see. He’ll be embarrassed, until he realizes he’s been screwed over by a set of paper clips. It’s OK. He’ll use them for filing the extra reports he now has to do.

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Eggs are a great way to start your morning, just don’t sit on my couch. Though I’d like to know how they got the eggs on the side to stay in place…

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Do you have a plump hamster? It’s time to get its fat ass out of the cage and onto the USB Hamster Wheel. The Wheel spins faster and faster depending on the speed you are typing. We don’t think it was made to be used with a real hamster, as it includes a fake stuffed rodent, but it can surely be hacked for exercise goodness.

Sure, it might be a little cruel to force your animal into working out, but what have they ever done for us other than nibble our wires and stuff the pellets down their throats that we feed them? We say, let the little guy suffer! We joke. No hamsters were hurt in the making of this post. — Andrew Dobrow

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We wish we could say we were joking about this, but it’s indeed serious. The shaved ex-husband of the newly shaved Britney Spears has announced his intentions on adding his name into the search engine arena. Among competitors are Google, Yahoo, and the lesser known Ask J-Lo. Yes, the J-Lo thing is a joke.

In addition to worst rapper of all time, Ex-Mr. Spears, and being an unsuccessful professional wrestler, you can add Web2.0 failure to the list. Or at least you’ll be able to in a few weeks we’re sure. — Andrew Dobrow

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OK, this image is strange and slightly on the immature side. But everyone needs to hear a good ass-related joke every once in a while. Make sure to note the whole image. Not only is that a doorbell lodged into a deer’s anus, but its a doorbell lodged into a deer’s anus for a proctologist (study of the asshole) office. So just park in the rear, ring the rear, get a probe up your rear, then you’re good to go. — Andrew Dobrow

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