Rule one of being a soccer mom: get the carpool to practice on time. If you fail at that, you just aren’t a true soccer mom. The Jet Turbine Powered Minivan not only gets your kids to practice on time, but most likely gets them there a few hours early while incinerating all of the cars which fall behind in your wake.

Capable of traveling 1/8th of a mile in 7.65 seconds at 96mph, the Jet Powered Minivan packs in a jet engine with a motorized rear glass window liftng up to expose the exhaust ports. (more…)

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This thing sure can fly, but probably wouldn’t impress anyone on a date. The smell has got to be atrocious. Not to mention the heat. The World’s Fastest Port-a-Potty is capable of speeds upwards of 70 MPH with the help of a Boeing Jet engine.

I guess it’s great for when you have to go really, really bad? If you want to make your own speedy toilet, save up around $10,000. — Andrew Dobrow

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