Gearfuse

Remember how your parents were always trying to softly “suggest” that you get a haircut and “your own damn place.” I’m not an psychologist, but I think what they were really trying to suggest is that they wanted to see some independence emerge from your man-child mentality.

So, you’ve finally moved out, but moved right in with a woman who might as well be your slave. If she ties your shoes for you, it’s love. You might as well pick yourself up some of these Objects of Co-Dependency, because you are never going to be able to do anything on your own.

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If you can’t move your legs, you might as well be able to look good while (not) doing it. I’m not sure if there are speeding laws for wheelchairs, but we imagine paraplegics must face the same laws as us leg-walkers. I think that’s only fair.

The sporty yellow Speedy Electra adds a fully-featured, self-contained electric power drive to any wheelchair. Hell, I might start riding around in a wheelchair for fun. Something like this is sure to add a healthy dose of independence back into a wheel-bound person’s life. Plus, the ladies might really dig that whole “I can’t walk, but I’m still a bad-ass” thing you’ve got going on.

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