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Elderly Superheroes: Kryptonite Isn’t the Only Thing Able to Defeat Superman

Being super doesn’t make you immortal. The superheroes from our childhood are starting to look a little older than we’d like to admit. Poor Superman has lowered himself into using a walker (hopefully not made of Kryptonite). Catwoman is fast asleep in her rocking recliner. The Hulk has withered into a hulking couch potato. Times they are a-changing. The elderly superhero exhibit is the work of La Maison Rouge. Sorry Superman. If Kryptonite doesn’t do the tric, then time sure... Continue reading

18-year-old Responsible For False Jobs Rumor

Steve Jobs is dead. Steve Jobs is not dead. Steve Jobs is sick. Steve Jobs is not sick. I’m sick of this shit. Clearly, Steve Jobs is immortal and all this news of his demise is a load of cow dung. Who makes this crap up anyway? The SEC tracked down the little bastard responsible, who just so happens to be an 18-year-old kid with nothing better to do. Blogger and dickhead “Johntw” wrote: “I have an insider who tells... Continue reading