Ford has done it again. Just when we thought they were all out of surprises. Finally a car I can afford without having to go through those damn greedy banks. I can’t wait to cruise around picking up chicks in my new ride.
Ford VP made a startling announcement today, unveiling their new $650 vehicle of the future. Without further adieu, Ford unveils the ‘93 Ford Taurus.
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These are the only keys a true pirate needs to navigate the web. Shit… Mom’s coming? Avast, avast!
I always knew those countries were up to no good. I saw them looking at us funny.
It’s only a matter of time (only a few eons away!!) that these continents will rejoin and conquer the globe in a few bites.
If the Last Supper was attended by our favorite animals from the best internet memes across the web, it would have probably looked something like this. Just with more poop. Who else but Keyboard Cat could take the place of the man himself?
And, wow, I’d be so star-struck if I happened to get a seat. But the tickets per plate must have been outrageously expensive. As far as I can tell, the only animals missing are the cheeky squirrel and the dreaming dog running into the wall. The dog probably wouldn’t have reacted so well to all the kitties anyway.
I’d hit it and then take it to a buffet in my Ford.
The real “American Beauty” looks more like this than Mena Suvari. Mena’s got a monster forehead anyway. You ever seen that thing? The size of a damn billboard.
Hu2 Stickers offers this awesome Toilet Monster vinyl sticker set which makes it look like there’s a little dude peeking out from inside of your john.
If you’re worried that you’ll have to leave the sticker on there forever and ruin the integrity of your shitting hole, no worries. These stickers come right off with no residue left behind.
It’s just like in the movies! So simple, yet so effective.
Have you recently been exploded or killed by a Decepticon? You, too, might be in need of CPR. Exactly zero chest compressions required.
