Have you held off from buying a cat because you don’t know where you’d be able to fit one in with all of those damn gold bars you have piled around your home? Cats4Gold is the service for you. Melting down your gold into 100% pure feline. They can haz ur gold?
The backstory remains unclear, but as they say, a photo speaks 1000 words.
Maybe Toby Maguire has been beating up hookers again. He told me he was going to give that shit up. Damn you, Toby! Why can’t you just snort coke off the hookers asses like every other normal human-being. You have to resort to violence?!
No need to even set-up a consultation with your plastic surgeon. Rhinoplasty is as easy as grabbing your nearest beverage. The Pick Your Nose Cups create the illusion of a beautiful new nose, and sometimes, even a beautiful new mustache.
Choose your nose of choice from the 12 possible options. There’s a nose for everyone, don’t you knowz?
Sometimes realism isn’t exactly what we want in our video games. We want to escape, not be hassled by the reality of… reality. Cracked.com hosted an awesome Photoshop contest, encouraging their users to come up with ways to make video games just a tad more realistic, hence somewhat less playable. Some of the results were absolutely genius.
Here are a few of our favorites, but their are a whopping 27 of these photos over at Cracked.
Ford has done it again. Just when we thought they were all out of surprises. Finally a car I can afford without having to go through those damn greedy banks. I can’t wait to cruise around picking up chicks in my new ride.
Ford VP made a startling announcement today, unveiling their new $650 vehicle of the future. Without further adieu, Ford unveils the ‘93 Ford Taurus.
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These are the only keys a true pirate needs to navigate the web. Shit… Mom’s coming? Avast, avast!
I always knew those countries were up to no good. I saw them looking at us funny.
It’s only a matter of time (only a few eons away!!) that these continents will rejoin and conquer the globe in a few bites.
If the Last Supper was attended by our favorite animals from the best internet memes across the web, it would have probably looked something like this. Just with more poop. Who else but Keyboard Cat could take the place of the man himself?
And, wow, I’d be so star-struck if I happened to get a seat. But the tickets per plate must have been outrageously expensive. As far as I can tell, the only animals missing are the cheeky squirrel and the dreaming dog running into the wall. The dog probably wouldn’t have reacted so well to all the kitties anyway.
