Gaping Jaws Hoodie
Only available in kids’ sizes. WHYYYYYYY?!
This awesome hoodie transforms your elbows into fantastical dinosaur jaws, ready to om nom your parents or teacher. This would also make a killer tattoo idea.
The Real Mickey Mouse is the Epitome of Evil
I wouldn’t have guessed it, but now that I’ve seen the real face of Mickey Mouse, I can’t help but think that he has less than good intentions.
Weirdest. High Five. Ever.
The weirdest high five ever might also be the coolest. AND… it’s available on a hoodie, of course, for $38.
The high five is so weird and so rare that explosions randomly occur in the background when it happens. Hyperbole is the best thing ever.
Full-Zip Batman Hoodie
Want the muscles of Bruce Wayne without the annoying butler or billions of dollars? Exactly. Throw down $78 and pick up this full-zip hoodie from Lot 29 Urban Wear. Batman’s face is screened onto the hood so your face will even be disguised whilst you rob a bank save a bank being robbed. I’d prefer a little more color on this thing, especially on that Batman logo on the chest, but hey, it’ll have to do.
Who said being a superhero was easy? Oh, right.
The Best Things In Life Are Beers
This sweatshirt is a tailgater’s dream come true. For $45, the Beer Bottle Holder Sweatshirt will not only keep your hands cozy, it’ll hold your beer for you as well. Truck through the parking lot with pride, knowing you’ve got the advantage in that game of catch considering you’ve got two free hands. Just make sure the More Taste League (MTL) doesn’t catch you with a Coors in that sweatshirt.