Uhh, it’s soap, made for the penis. One size fits most men. This of course includes most of Africa, and some of Asia. Stereotypes are funny. I’m gonna go ahead and file this under Home Entertainment.
Check out the warning on the bottom of the packaging. CAUTION: If Weener Kleener ever becomes stuck, soak area with COLD water. I don’t think I’ll ever have that problem :-(. Available now for the price of $7.49 and the death of many spermatozoa. — Andrew Dobrow

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Many people these days are trying to be unique and making their houses “contemporaryâ€? in ways that people have never done (there is a house that has a glass bottom pool for a roof). If you’re one of these people, or you want to feel like you’re going contemporary, maybe you should pray that the Zgiga TV 2 leaves the concept stage and comes into production. This structure is a mix of an LCD display and a BluRay/HD-DVD player. Since it’s not flush with the wall, you have a ledge on top of the TV to place those porcelain dolls you seem to have forgotten about in your closet. Having a BluRay/HD-DVD player with touch sensitive control panel and an LCD display attached is a really cool concept; now what’s up with the 2 extra boxes. Maybe the name Zgiga TV 2 means TV and 2 random boxes. Whatever, this is supposed to be “contemporary,â€? so the designers could basically do whatever they want with it. Obviously the designers know what the critics like because the Zgiga TV 2 just won a red dot online award in the Design Concept category. — Nick Rice

qixen-p design studio [via SlashGear]

Korea just got blessed by Casio with the release of the XJ-S30/S35 projector, which is super slim and super sleek compared to its predecessors. This new projector fits into places you never thought possible and consumes less energy than its over-sized competitors. The XJ-S30/S35 projector is perfect for that home entertainment system you wanted to buy, except now you don’t have to sacrifice you child to get one of the new 50� plasmas; this will do the trick with its 2x wide-angle zoom and 2000 ANSI lumens brightness. The coolest part about this new Casio is that it is WLAN capable and has a USB port, meaning you can take your pirated movies directly from Bittorrent to your projector in your room.  Casio could make this beautiful device so small with water-cooling and heat-pipe technologies, along with a few others. As of now, there is no word on pricing, but with all the capabilities of Casio’s XJ-S30/S35 Projector, everyone in Korea should go and pick one up when they come out.

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LG revealed a new PC and new TV today. What’s so special about that? Well the fact that these two products are in fact one in the same. That’s right, LG added another PCTV to the line, this time brining Koreans into the mix. What’s different about this PCTV from others is that LG took a TV and put a complete PC inside. The PC is packed with a Celeron M430 processor, a 160GB hard drive, and 1 GB of RAM. Accessories that come standard with this TV (or is it PC?) are a remote control and a wireless keyboard with a trackball. Now you can watch TV, check email, and come on gearfuse all from the wonderful confines of your favorite La-Z-Boy. No word on pricing yet, but with all of those features, you can expect to dish out a little cash for the LG-DA70 PCTV, and no, that girl does not come with the PCTV, so sorry to burst your bubble.

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