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We’ve seen a decent collection of alcohol-themed holsters, but none that have really catered to the average man who prefers to drown his sorrows to the tune of beer cans rather than beer bottles or hard liquor.

The Six-Pack Beer Can Holster straps six cans of your favorite brew across your chest like an alcoholic Rambo. The holders appear to be insulated, so they should retain their refreshing coolness. I’m digging the cross-chest design as well. Most other holsters we’ve posted are standard belt holsters. We like to be unique.

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We’ve fooled around with a few alcoholic holsters in the past. Frankly, they all felt sort of empty. What’s a holster without a high-powered weapon? Sure, we still had multiple cans of beer to keep us busy, but we need to be shooting something WHILE we drink to really feel like real men.

The Beer Blaster allows you to literally shotgun a beer for a friend. Even if drinking beer from a plastic gun doesn’t sound like a good time (but really, how could that not be awesome?), you’re free to mingle through your party or barbecue, randomly shooting loved ones with booze when you feel like it. The Blaster itself will set you back $22. An accompanying holster costs $10 and the partnered belt costs $12. If you’re in the mood for something a little harder, give this a try. More pics and a promo video after the jump. (more…)

“Hi, I’m Vic Mackey from FX’s hit television show – The Shield. I’ve pawned off my traditional handbag in favor of something a little more…what’s the word I’m looking for? Oh, right, tech. I got this e-Volve Gadget Shoulder Holster because I was sick and tired of street gangs pocketing my iPhone. It’s got two pouches for easy access to my personal electronic gadgets, a zippered pouch to control loose items such as change, rubbers, and memory cards, a quick-release key chain holder and an elastic pen holder. The entire pouch is conveniently positioned underneath my arm. I don’t care how large your Peruvian drug ring is, you’re not taking my gadgets.

What’s that? You want my holster? Tough shit, get your own. They’re only $69.95. Good cop and bad cop have left for the day. I’m a different kind of cop. The tech kind of cop.”

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Men can’t have a purse. It’s a set-in-stone rule that has been passed down to us for many generations. But with today’s technology and the demand for our iPhones, digital cameras and Blackberries has reached an all-time high. We simply can’t leave the house with keys and a wallet anymore and our pockets can’t hold everything. What’s a homeboy to do?

Easy. Grab a Koffski Set. It’s a wallet and bag that can connect to a shoulder strap that resembles an old-school shoulder holster that detectives wore throughout the 20th century. Pretend you’re Lieutenant Frank Bullitt with a vendetta and nothing left to lose…except your gadgets.

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Imagine a picturesque wild west town. It’s the late 1890s and the bars are hot, stale and empty. You and 5 of your amigos stroll in and order a round of whiskey shots, stat. How could you put the bartender under that kind of stress? The whiskey is clearly on the other side of the bar, next to the laser scissors. But no worry, compadre. Our bartender has the Whiskey Holster.

Equipped with pouches for 6 tall shot glasses and two 750ml bottles, no bartender has an excuse for not being able to turn the party up to 11. I wonder if those Lava Lamp Shot Glasses will fit?

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