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My poor, poor eyeballs. Every other part of my body gets some sort of warmth treatment throughout the day whether it be via Snuggie or mask, but my eyeballs remain shivering in their little sockets. The patented Brando USB Eye-Warmer works on keeping your eyeballs snug and cozy. No offense to Brando, because I’m sure they had only thoughts of well-being and helpfulness towards their customers, but what happens if you fall asleep with this thing on and it shorts... Continue reading

Know what a Benjamin Franklin buys you nowadays? Some incredibly warm rechargeable heated insoles for your shoes and boots. That’s right. You charge up the soles and let a Li-On battery and a PCB do the rest. Really! That’s all. They’ll keep your feet toasty at 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit for up to eight hours. Work in the cold? This is exactly what you need. Too bad they don’t make a version you can shove down your pants for TGW (Total... Continue reading

What better way to warm that right hand up? Plug in this cute, blue fish from Thanko and let ‘er rip. Just keep your hand inside while you use the mouse and you’ll be hotter than Sarah Palin. Of course, there’s a good chance you’ll get skin cancer or a weird rash from it but who’s counting? $22 and the ability to fistfuck a plush fish. Link [via]

This 52 home community is taking the next step in solar power communion in Alberta, Canada. Yea, Canada is a cold place but for these houses, which can provide over 90% of the annual heating and hot water needs, the cold is the last of their worries. However, the slaying of baby seals is another story for another day. It’s called the Drake Landing Solar Community and as the name implies, it collects solar energy through an array of solar... Continue reading