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Blame it on my decades of eating burger in patty form, but there is just something intrinsically wrong with eating a hamburger in the shape of a hot dog. It just feels so… wrong, no?

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We love burgers here at Gearfuse and while we normally wouldn’t do a post on food, this dude ate a 15-pound hamburger. You heard me. 15 pounds of delicious meat was consumed by one Brad Sciullo, a chef from Pennsylvania. And this just wasn’t bun and meat either:

The burger included a bun, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, onions, mild banana peppers and a cup each of mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard and relish, Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub owner Dennis Liegey said.

So what we have here is not a man but a machine. Not even the fucking Terminator could down a 15-pound burger. Look at that thing. How Brad downed it in under 5 hours is beyond me. I think what we have here is the greatest eating machine this world has ever seen.

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I don’t care how much heat is wasted through the exhaust pipe, I refuse to eat a burger which is cooked using the heat and fumes from my automobiles excrements. The ExhaustBurger was shown off at the Dining In 2015 exhibit.

My love for meat holds almost no limits. I would use a burger as my phone. I might even consider eating a burger cooked on a tetanus-covered hot rock. But never would I eat something called an ExhaustBurger. — Andrew Dobrow

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We’re not sure why they call this a Hamburger Phone. Clearly the meat patty has cheese on it, which would make this a Cheeseburger Phone. Details aside, we would gobble this phone down faster than a Pitapocket.

We’re a little disappointed that the Hamburger Phone isn’t wireless and we’re even more upset that it isn’t edible, but I guess you can’t have your patty phone and eat it too. Would that be asking too much? Ugh, I better take a lunch break soon. — Andrew Dobrow

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