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Roadkill Rug

Just thinking about this rug makes me hungry. The Roadkill Rug demonstrates the “struggle between attraction and repulsion,” encouraging owners to cuddle up with the image of a mangled fox, or as I like to call it, the foretelling of a barbecue. There’s just no competing with my grilled fox entrails. Cooked in the traditional fashion, via exhaust fumes, of course. If you’ve got the money, dutch design firm OOOMS has got the roadkill. 3400 euros for your own custom... Continue reading

Fanny Floss: Probably Not the Smartest Idea

The goal of Fanny Floss is to thoroughly clean your undercarriage, as well as you’re buttocks. But the way I see it, all you’re really doing here is thoroughly spreading shit towards your taint and balls. Am I missing something here? Is this really a genius idea and I’m just missing the point? Don’t get me wrong, I can see the benefits of rubbing a length of rope up and down your asshole. Well, actually, no, no I can’t. This... Continue reading

Putrefashion: Living Insect Bracelet

If you’re not quite ready to wear the jewelry you made out of your victim’s skin, no worries. Baby steps. You can start with Putrefashion, a bracelet designed to house living insects. There are air-holes so they can remain living while you wear them! Jorge and I designed the bangle for some mealworms we procured at Petco. They like dry oatmeal or some hunks of potato. Honestly, who doesn’t love dry oatmeal and potato hunks? I’ll tell ya, those smug... Continue reading

Mechanical Tumor Peripheral Pulsates and Grows

The ultra-realistic mechanical tumor plugs into your computer, pulsating and growing as your computer works harder and harder. I’m sure designer Mio I-zawa had a more significant symbolization in mind than my nausea can dictate at the moment, but for now all I can think of is not puking. Hit the jump for a super creepy tumor-filled video.

Goatse Cookies: The Most Appetizing Thing Ever

They go great with a nice warm glass of 2 girls, 1 cup, if you happen to have them available. Link [via]

NES Controller Cut Into Human Arm

Ugh, this is making me sick. I just ate lunch. Link