You’ll go nowhere with retro gamer belt buckles or a Darth Vader belt, but with a Freddy Krueger glove as your belt buckle, you’ll go straight to hell. Be sure to tell them that Freddy sent ya, if they couldn’t already guess it by glancing at your waist. $40 for a belt buckle might seem steep at first, but this is Freddy we’re talking about it. If you don’t get it, he’ll haunt you in your dreams or some shit. Or maybe, he’ll possess you, making you kill for him, like he did in Nightmare on Elm Street 2. That movie made no sense.

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Some people have a wimpy handshake, while others have a bone-breaking firm shake. The SensoGlove will train certain uncoordinated folk into having the perfect grip on their golf club, handshake or life.

The glove teaches you how to maintain a correct swing in golf via built-in sensors that constantly read the pressure of your grip, letting you easily learn proper grip pressure. At $120, the glove is pricey, but a price you’ll be willing to pay to get the respect you deserve after a solemn handshake. Remember, no glove, no love.

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Guitar Hero got lame pretty damn fast and Dance Dance Revolution was never straight. Para Para Revolution however, isn’t nearly as bad. Instead of dancing on foot pads or playing a fake guitar, the player wears gloves with accelerometers that detect their hand movements.

The gloves focus on both hands’ waving motions. The player has to follow the rhythm and wave his hand in a certain direction to score points accordingly.  This makes tuning your bodily movements to more  harmonious patterns rhythms more fun and less gay than any other rhythm game on the market.

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Joggers and marathon runners rejoice! The Vie is a GPS enabled glove which helps you track your morning jog before you start on the first sprint. (more…)