Us geeks are sharp. We’ve got what it takes, mentally, the intellectual acuity, if you will, to take on the tasks of a sacred ninja. It’s a shame our bodies are so ridiculously amorphous.
Let’s be realistic. If you thought the Montauk Monster was hideous, you should see me what I get out of the shower.
Would life be easier or more complicated if Tetris was played using an airplane? Well, at least we can promise one fact with certainty; it would be a hell of a lot more expensive.
As you all as my witnesses, one day, when I move out of my humble cardboard box, I will play Tetris using an airplane, oh yes, I will play Tetris from an airplane. And don’t worry about casualties. I’ll have the money to pay off their kin. Or at least I’ll have enough money for an delicious automatic weapon.
