Take a look at this keyboard. What do you see that is slightly off about it? It looks like an everyday QWERTY Keyboard, except it is made without an E, an A, a D, or an I. Are these the 4 most commonly used letters or something?
While there seems to be no explanation for the redesign, this keyboard would be a very humorous gag gift, or just a fun way to prank one of your friends by exchanging it with their keyboard when they aren’t looking. — Andrew Dobrow
There’s really no words that can express how thoroughly revolting this product is. The Turd Twister starter kit (is there an advanced kit?!) comes with 10 popular designs and shapes that you can mold your excrement into.
Why would anyone want to use this? Please tell us this is meant as a gag gift and nothing more. Or we might have to vomit profusely now. — Andrew Dobrow
All divrocee’s….RUN! No, but seriously this thing is frightening. ThinkGeek has this, um, interesting Knife Holder. It could be used as either a Valentine’s Day gag gift (for next year, of course) or an ultra serious gift. Expect very different reactions depending on who you give it too.
The five razor sharp knives included in this set are impaling this poor sunburned man. Not only that, but someone has implanted magnets in his body so that he can’t take the knives out with his own will. Oh, the agony! Pick one up for $69.99. The Ex- Knife Holder ironicly comes with a 25 year warranty. — Andrew Dobrow
Product Page [ThinkGeek, via 2dayBlog]
Nothing says “I love you, Mom” quite like a stuffed, decapitated horse head. This Kropserkel designed stuffed throw is reminiscent from the old Godfather movie where to get even with a movie producer, Don Corleone has a mobster cut off the head of one of his prize horses and puts it into his bed for a nice morning surprise. Not only is this one of the most intense seen in one of the most dramatic motion pictures of all time, but it also makes a great idea for a gag gift.
The Kropserel website gives more details:
These are full sized horse head plush pieces and are larger than you might think (33 inches/84cm from nose to neck, 19 inches/48cm tall). They feature the highest quality soft, synthetic fur and mane, felt tongues, and our signature quality workmanship. Stuffed with non-allergenic soft polyester fiber fill, they feel just like you would hope they would.
For people who are into a morbid sub-culture, are fans of The Godfather, or just think the idea of owning a severed horse head stuffed pillow is something you might want, the pillow is available for $70 stuffed, or $60 unstuffed. Sleep with the horse head pillow or sleep with the fishes, it’s your choice. — Andrew Dobrow
Horse head pillow [via PCNews via Spluch]
