The backstory remains unclear, but as they say, a photo speaks 1000 words.
Maybe Toby Maguire has been beating up hookers again. He told me he was going to give that shit up. Damn you, Toby! Why can’t you just snort coke off the hookers asses like every other normal human-being. You have to resort to violence?!
No need to even set-up a consultation with your plastic surgeon. Rhinoplasty is as easy as grabbing your nearest beverage. The Pick Your Nose Cups create the illusion of a beautiful new nose, and sometimes, even a beautiful new mustache.
Choose your nose of choice from the 12 possible options. There’s a nose for everyone, don’t you knowz?
Ford has done it again. Just when we thought they were all out of surprises. Finally a car I can afford without having to go through those damn greedy banks. I can’t wait to cruise around picking up chicks in my new ride.
Ford VP made a startling announcement today, unveiling their new $650 vehicle of the future. Without further adieu, Ford unveils the ‘93 Ford Taurus.
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If your dog suddenly starts showing up at home smelling of cigar smoke and brandy, it might be using one of these Mustache Chew Toys. When bitten just right, it makes your dog look like a dignified British diplomat. Hilarity ensues.
Apparently, symptoms also include a slight brown discoloration of a nipple or two. Seriously, what the hell is with that. You’d think they’d screen these models.
These are the only keys a true pirate needs to navigate the web. Shit… Mom’s coming? Avast, avast!
I always knew those countries were up to no good. I saw them looking at us funny.
It’s only a matter of time (only a few eons away!!) that these continents will rejoin and conquer the globe in a few bites.
I’d hit it and then take it to a buffet in my Ford.
The real “American Beauty” looks more like this than Mena Suvari. Mena’s got a monster forehead anyway. You ever seen that thing? The size of a damn billboard.
Hu2 Stickers offers this awesome Toilet Monster vinyl sticker set which makes it look like there’s a little dude peeking out from inside of your john.
If you’re worried that you’ll have to leave the sticker on there forever and ruin the integrity of your shitting hole, no worries. These stickers come right off with no residue left behind.
