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You’re running low on cash and you’ve got a date with your lady friend tonight. It happens to losers everyone. You promised you’d wine and dine her with pasta and pinot grigio. A $10 bill is what stands between you and getting laid tonight. The pasta you can cover for under $5, no problem, but the wine is a little harder to cover-up. The good news is that she’ll be so distracted by your Handlebar Mustache Bottle Opener she’ll hardly... Continue reading

Are you concerned that people just aren’t looking at you the same way since you gave up sneaking upskirt shots? Have you lost some of that debonaire and mysterious edge? No worries! The Bank Job Pen boosts you right back into a position of public opposition. Because only the baddest of the bad steal the chained courtesy pens during their bank heists. The Bank Job Pen ships with a dangling ball chain and is equipped with a twisting barrel to... Continue reading

You know you love those stock iPod headphones Apple offers, so why not kick it up a notch? Score a pair of the 500 XLs, a set of speakers designed to resemble iPod headphones, just 500 times larger than the original. It includes a power adapter and can also run on batteries if you want to drag them around with you. The speakers stand up by themselves thanks to the back of each earbud. Lovely design. Get them on ThinkGeek... Continue reading