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If you often find yourself looking for that perfect way of welcoming the constant stream of robots you have coming and going from your home, the Binary Door Mat welcomes them in their very own native language. While many humans might not “get it,” hopefully some of your geekier buddies will understand. Who cares about the humans anyway? They’re not going to be the ones ruling the world in a few decades. Link [via]

Are you like me and too damn lazy to be bothered with crap like a mop and a bucket? Glad we’re in agreement. That’s why I’m considering getting a pair of these Walk N’ Clean slippers. I can just pour a glass of water on the floor and start dancing and moonwalking across it. Ten minutes later, my feet will hurt and the floor will still probably look like shit. Oh well. Link>

Around The Hotel Pennsylvania at The Last HOPE Conference in New York. If you’re here, let us know in the comments!

Looking for the hottest party of the year? Want to do your part and help save the planet WHILE dancing? Of course you do! Hit up the Sustainable Dance Club this weekend for $3 SoCo Limes ALL NIGHT. We’ll be re-charging our famous LED lighting system via a “rechargeable dance floor” of sorts. Futureshock will be on the decks all night and later on DJ Clue will throw down the FRESHEST OF BEATS. SO COME ONE, COME ALL!!! THIS FRIDAY,... Continue reading

If you can’t even sit upright in a chair while on a computer without bitching about back problems, you might need the Lazy Geek’s Cushion. Why lie on a bed when this adjustable cushion can have you reading web comics on any filthy floor in the world. With this cushion, one could even use their laptop on the floor of a filthy gas station lavatory to become a real Twitter shitter. It’s lightweight (if your back can handle it, you... Continue reading

Cables are a reality of any geek, but that doesn’t mean they don’t suck. Any time you see another wire making its way into your home, you know that sooner or later, you get to untangle it. It’s just like a birthday present! This Cable Carpet tries to take care of the issue of running wires across rooms by letting you cut the wires straight through the room. It lets the wires groove their way through the carpet, and with... Continue reading

Why does it have to be so much pain to clean the floor? It doesn’t. Why do kids have to make the house dirty? Well, they don’t. The above picture is pretty much self-explanatory. Have all your guests put on these pairs of slippers and you will save hours of cleaning. If you want to mop the floor, simply get these slippers wet and the rest is history. Warm toes and clean floors this winter, why not? $10 per pair... Continue reading