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Do you really need another reason for the ladies to be creeped-out by your house? Your weird collection of Kamasutra Robots and your robotic lovechild are enough to scare even the spiniest of family members away. The addition of a sexually-harassing inter-species flirting Talking Deer doesn’t sound like it’s going to be much help of a help to your social life.

Talking Buck sings “Sweet Home Alabama” to unsuspecting harassment victims, followed by the uncomfortable pick-up line of “You can touch the fur ladies, I’m so soft.” I kid you not. If your female friends haven’t started running by this point, just wait until they see your collection of human candles.

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Those of your who turn to the Internet for match making might want to be on the lookout, for the next “woman” you are talking to might just be a program designed to flirt. A Russian website called CyberLover.ru is advertising software that can simulate chatroom flirt exchanges.

And we aren’t talking about those bots that are all like “14/f looking for big black daddy man. Come see my webcam at…”. Yeah, you get the point. We’re talking about a piece of software that can entertain 10 woman at once with words of interest. “Not a single girl has yet realized that she was communicating with a program!” says the Russian company. They will offer their software for sale in Russia on February 15, right after Valentine’s Day. — Andrew Dobrow

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This is almost as scary as waking up in a bath tub with one of your kidneys missing. Or I guess the most romantic idea ever depending on your point of view. Handsome and wealthy Kurt Fulson never expected to have his surgeon creatively flirt with him.

After taking a spill snowboarding, Fulson needed to have surgery performed to reconstruct his left leg. When he woke up, he saw the phone number and the name Sandy, stitched into the side of his leg. The mystery woman named “Sandy”, was actually Dr. Sandra Nemington, head surgeon of the team responsible of repairing Fulson’s leg.

Dr. Nemington insists that her masterful stitching will not become a permanent scare, just in case things were to fall through on her plan. Body mods like this seem quite scary. Fulson maintains that he is still unsure of whether he will call, mentioning her making him “weak in the knees”. — Andrew Dobrow

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