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Don’t say, “too bad it’s not an iPhone app.” I mean, it’s free! It’s fun! It’s on the World Wide Web! News of the death of which has been greatly exaggerated. Continue reading

Much like an oft-quoted line from one of my favorite Adam Sandler films: “Get in the Flashk!” Fine, so we didn’t exactly deliver the Flash Mask to you guys at a very convenient time. But hey, you’ll be totally prepared next year. While Steve Jobs might not show you any respect (He’s automatically going to think you’re slow and past your prime. Not saying he’s wrong, but come on). This one-size fits all Flash Mask sells for $25 from 80sTees.... Continue reading

It might take an iPad with a combustion engine in order to run Flash properly on a mobile device, but hey, for Farmville? Anything! “Honda has engineered the hell out of this thing,” said Steve Jobs, “This is the world’s quietest combustion engine — only 96 decibels. The revolutionary iPad XL gives you all the magic of iPad, and makes it possible to run the flashiest and most tasteless Flash sites on earth.” So maybe Flash isn’t made to be... Continue reading

WoW addicts will be happy to know that there’s a way to take your addiction to the road. At least that’s what is alleged. Apparently it’s possible to run World of Warcraft on the iPad via Dave Perry’s non-commercial (yet) Gaikai game streaming service, which somehow bypasses Apple’s imprisonment of Flash and combines Java, Flash and Silverlight to create a streaming gaming environment. I can only imagine how insanely awesome multi-touch controls would work with the game. Raiding would really... Continue reading

Of course the iPad just HAS to offer Green Goblin support. And it even offers Wonder Woman support. A woman for Christ’s sake! But God forbid Jobs included Flash. It’s just not the same without Flash. We all know the Justice League just isn’t the Justice League without Flash. Link [via]

Yet another watch from Tokyo Flash that requires a mathematical formula just to tell time. This is no joke. Telling time on a watch modeled after my bitchin’ 10 pack of abs shouldn’t be a problem so long as you remember what each color of the transitioning LEDs represents. Named the Kisai Tenmetsu, this Tokyo Flash watch joins the club of mold breaking designs. Made of aluminum and finished with a soft alumite coating, this is one watch that will... Continue reading

Anyone who has ever played Cooking Mama knows what a sweet heart the protagonist, Mama, is. PETA, on the other hand, has a different take on Majesco’s cooking franchise for the Nintendo Wii and DS. To PETA, Mama is an evil witch hellbent on killing innocent turkeys for this upcoming Thanksgiving. In this Flash game, you’ll go through each preparation of the turkey, from plucking its feathers to stuffing it. At the end of each level you’ll be rewarded with... Continue reading

No, seriously. This sperm-shaped USB drive could do some damage to your computer’s vas deferens. Link

Sorry to burst your bubble, pirates, but it seems that Nintendo’s next handheld unit will block flash carts used for pirating games. It took Nintendo a long enough time to take legal action against the creators of such flash carts as the R4 or N5, now it’s making damn sure that no one is going to illegally emulate its games. The following flash carts are confirmed not to work on the Nintendo DSi:

When American beer meets data storage, the match almost seems like it was meant to be. Well, it wasn’t. Have you ever had beer spill onto a USB 2.0 device? Apparently CNK Promotions hasn’t, because it was daring enough to claim the world’s first beer-filled USB drive. While it can’t open a beer for you, it can create a sticky mess all over your computer. If there is one thing we’ve learned from the past, it’s that beer is only... Continue reading