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Burning Calories in Your Cubicle is Still Ridiculously Expensive

Burning Calories in Your Cubicle is Still Ridiculously Expensive

Want to burn calories while working in your cubicle? You’ll have to shell out nearly $5000. Continue reading

Walmart Cutting Electronics Department So They Can Sell More Plus Sized Clothing

Walmart Cutting Electronics Department So They Can Sell More Plus Sized Clothing

Around 7.2 million square feet of retail space previously used for electronics will now be used for ‘Plus Sized’ clothing. Continue reading

Pumpkin Armchair Is Perfect For Cinderella

Sure, Halloween has come and gone and it was a blast. However, like all good holidays, we tend to drag them out until people tell us we’ve gone too far. Who says we can’t enjoy the spirit of Halloween in November? Fuck ‘em! Take, for instance, this gorgeous pumpkin chair. Whether fat or thin, this chair is bound to keep you comfy whilst you surf the web for girl-on-girl porn. It comes in black, red, brown and yellow, with yellow... Continue reading

Fat Pig Chocolate Secretly Promotes Piracy

Apparently someone out there is a bigger asshole than I am. They came up with a chocolate company called Fat Pig Chocolates. Each chocolate has some nasty message printed on the wrapper in addition to a picture of a pig snout. Open it up and both the foil and chocolate have the word “Oink!” etched into the surface. Now, aside from the harsh wording that comes on this pink packaging, there’s also a deeper meaning. Between the blatant “Oink!” on... Continue reading