Sure, Halloween has come and gone and it was a blast. However, like all good holidays, we tend to drag them out until people tell us we’ve gone too far. Who says we can’t enjoy the spirit of Halloween in November? Fuck ‘em!

Take, for instance, this gorgeous pumpkin chair. Whether fat or thin, this chair is bound to keep you comfy whilst you surf the web for girl-on-girl porn. It comes in black, red, brown and yellow, with yellow greatly resembling Cinderella’s midnight carriage. Comfort and feeling like a kid again never felt so right.

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Apparently someone out there is a bigger asshole than I am. They came up with a chocolate company called Fat Pig Chocolates. Each chocolate has some nasty message printed on the wrapper in addition to a picture of a pig snout. Open it up and both the foil and chocolate have the word “Oink!” etched into the surface.

Now, aside from the harsh wording that comes on this pink packaging, there’s also a deeper meaning. Between the blatant “Oink!” on the chocolate, pig mascot and pink packaging, I think it’s safe to assume that this is a cocoa-smuggling ring developed by now-defunct OiNK’s Pink Palace. Hey, those legal fees aren’t going to pay themselves!

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