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You might be hesitant to cover your car with witty bumper stickers. Whether you don’t want to ruin your car’s cosmetics or don’t want to wreck the warranty, you just haven’t gotten to the point where you’re comfortable applying stickers to your car’s body. That doesn’t mean you can’t have a witty retort when your on the move.

These awesome micro-bumper stickers fit right on the heel of your shoes, offering shoe-likened mottoes, similar to their automobile counterparts.

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Look, I’m not what you might call a hipster, unless sitting around in your pajamas all day is considered hip these days. But I do like to get a little flashy when I get all dolled up to go out.

Slip a digit into one of the four World Landmark Rings, which bear the idol of the Leaning Tower, Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower and the Space Needle. Wear all four at once if you desire. They also looks like it could cause a significant amount of pain if applied with just enough pressure to the balls.

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It’s difficult not to have a hard-on for LEGO bricks when you live in the world of the geek. Everywhere you turn is another awesome or surprisingly useful implementation of these versatile bricks.

Crafty designers Dee & Ricky have composed a set of LEGO-inspired fashion which includes this awesome LEGO Brick Belt Buckle. Also included are various bow-ties, headbands and other standard fare. This belt buckle costs a hefty $85, but what else would you expect out of fine art?

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Word on the street is that Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen had a HUGE opening day. Like, “second-biggest opening ever” huge. If you’re one of the moviegoers heading out to see Transformers in the coming days, you’re going to need a new outfit to fit in with the rabid fanboys.

This Robots in Disguise t-shirt is equally geeky, funny and ironic. A perfect fashionable mix for this year’s premiere overrated moving picture. I’d rock it like a hurricane. Close-up after the jump.

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While it might not be quite hot enough to melt us humans into bubbling piles just yet, summer temperatures can make us feel like our skin is literally falling from our bones. These groovy Melting Sunglasses by Anna Ter Haar feel our pain and they illustrate it perfectly.

The faux-drips of plastic add a touch of ironic hipness which goes unmatched by most other designs.

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What… they couldn’t find enough chinchillas? They had to resort to slaughtering poor, defenseless vegetables for the sake of fashion? Make them out of alligator, fox, or hell, even human, but leave the vegetables alone! Think about their families!

The French gallery “Le goût de Luxe,” or Taste of Luxury, integrates edible edibles, mostly fruits and vegetables, into fashionable products. Check out some artichoke and raspberry carnage after the jump.

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Getting poked in the eye sucks. Having your eye worn on the finger of some hipster sucks even worse. The Blinking Eye Ring seems like the perfect fashion statement for anyone who wants to seem more intellectual and artsy than they actually are. “The eye stands for like, inner-vision and peace, or something, bro.” Just remember, there’s no ‘eye’ in loner.

Much like the eye of a toy doll, the Blinking Eye Ring opens when held in a vertical position and closes when held horizontally. While Ginga Squid seems to be out of stock of the rings at the moment, you can purchase your very own creepy product of existentialism for $130 when they’re back in stock. More pics after the jump.

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You know how sometimes your girlfriend will just blather on and on about completely nothing when all you really want is for her to shut her dirty pie hole? You could tell her to zip-it and likely get a bitch-slap in response, or you can be slightly more subtle and offer her this trendy Zip-It Zipper Necklace in exchange for her silence.

Inspired by people who just can’t shut their mouths, the Zip-It Necklace is the generous way of telling someone to shut the fuck up. The necklaces are made from 100% authentic zippers so only the finest zippering action should be expected. You can choose from antique gold and antique silver (both 12″ long) or polished silver (13.5″ long). The going rate is $50. Surely less expensive than that diamond pendant she’s been running her mouth about.

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Assisted by your favorite brand of hair spray, these knife combs are unstoppable. The “Comb-At” and “Combmando” combs allow you to whack a dirty, narc cockroach and still maintain your perfectly sculpted hairdo.

Designed by Italian designer Lorenzo Damiani (”Comb-At”) and Thailand’s Studiobo (”Combmando”), the knife combs are made for the stylish hitman. Perfect for the fashion-conscious murdering sociopath who nary has a moment to pause and stare in the mirror. The Combmando can be seen above, hit the jump to check out the Comb-At. (more…)

I’m going to go out on a limb here and take a guess that designer Mama Anders loves to fuck. I mean, why else would she have dozens of blow up dolls with which to make clothing out of? It’s clearly the only logical reasoning here.

Nevertheless, I’m sure you already want one of these hoodies. They look fashionable as hell from the front and the face that rests on the back of your head really completes the look. Too bad there’s no information on how you can buy these, because if priced reasonably, I’d be first in line to get one.
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