Here is the true definition of fanboyism. Why on Earth would by guests care what their table coasters look like, let alone the iPhone. Perhaps the host is waiting for someone to exclaim “By golly! These coasters, when aligned properly, resemble the menu on my iPhone! Genius!” At that point, the host will offer hors d’oeuvres and the guests will politely accept.

Change is good. This is not change. These are like the Sarah Palin of table coasters. Played out and downright retarded, holmes.

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Want to show off your fanboy pride? After all, ever since you bought that Nintendo Wii and downloaded a ton of games on the Virtual Console, you haven’t been the same. Go for the gold and get this $6 NES keychain. It comes with miniature versions of the console, the controller and a game cartridge. No word yet if you have to blow on the cart to make your keys work.

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Microsoft’s very own Steve Ballmer spoke out about the rumored Zune Phone recently, slashing the hopes of any Microsoft fanboys, saying “It’s not a concept you’ll ever get from us. We’re in the Windows Mobile business. We can put Zune into Windows Mobile, we can put Xbox into Windows Mobile. We can pour everything in.” Ballmer then proceeded to run away, crying into his hands, the tears of a clown.

Ballmer’s words speak pretty strongly on Microsoft’s development future of Windows Mobile software. As computing power grows, so will Windows Mobile. We’ll be looking forward to the Xbox / Zune hybrid. *sarcastic eye roll* — Andrew Dobrow

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