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Comcast -- 'We'll Still Charge You if You Lost Internet, and it's God's Fault'

Comcast — ‘We’ll Still Charge You if You Lost Internet, and it’s God’s Fault’

If you were unlucky enough to lose internet (or cable) during hurricane Irene, and you’re also a Comcast customer, there’s a nasty surprise coming your way in your next bill. Continue reading

The Art of Smooth Talking as Seen Through Facebook

You might be wondering, why am I sitting here alone, perfectly capable of treating a woman right and treating her to all of the Star Wars-references that every girl deserves? It’s probably because you don’t have the smooth moves of this guy. Ladies like to hear sexy talk, and they like it in said in the most unimaginative and least sexy way possible – apparently. This is the sort of guy who is dirty talking with his girlfriend and whips... Continue reading

This Is What Happens When You Forget to Logout of Facebook

This is why if you share a family computer or if you’re in the library or something you always, ALWAYS, remember to logout of any personal account. Because regardless of if it’s your sister, a creepy old man or some other random infantile stranger, they’re almost definitly going to be a huge fan of Justin Bieber. Trust me, that’s just your luck. So everyone, take a lesson from Jonathan’s misfortune and do the right thing. Log out of your damn... Continue reading

The Absolute Worst Internet Ad Placements of All Time

AdSense has been both a blessing and a scourge of the internet. In some cases, it has absolutely destroyed the concept of contextual ads. The most effective form of advertising these days is still the kind you do yourself, the hardware kind, which we’ve seen awesome examples of over and over again. But then there are cases like this, where the placement isn’t so much bad as it is strikingly offensive. In this post we share with you the worst... Continue reading

Internet Illiteracy: No, Really, You’re Doing It Wrong

#Some people just @don’t understand the lingo of the internet. Particularly people who are unaffiliated with the ways of Twitter. Hash tags certainly don’t require a degree in rocket science to understand. Most people can usually get the point after seeing a few statuses including the elusive “#” symbol. Most people. This Facebook user is not most people. I’m pretty sure this person adheres to the dark ages, when # actually meant number and @ was only used for e-mail... Continue reading

World Cup Facebook Fail: Go Team North America!

This reminds me of an article in The Onion: Increasing Number of Americans Unable to Point Out Map. “Not only did a majority of people just stare blankly ahead, but nearly half pointed to nearby desk lamps in their attempts to guess correctly,” Sometimes, I heart stupid people. Link

OK, Next Time, I Drive: Car Accident Leads to Facebook Hilarity

Karla isn’t the sharpest bulb in the knife drawer. This is what happens when people have way too much faith in their animal companions and a propensity for Facebooking from your phone on the road. Let this be a warning to you all. Never let your dog drive your car, at least until it has its license. Facebook lets us see the things that we used to only hear about on Fark. Well anway, here’s hoping Pinky’s okay. Link

Learning Humility Through Facebook

Sometimes it’s nice just to sit back and watch others be put in there place. Facebook, the perfect outlet for revenge andĀ embarrassment. Link

Snuggies + Twilight = Facebook Fail-bait

Alright, I can totally get the whole Snuggie thing. As embarrassed as I am to admit it, I not only own one, but I use it regularly and love the hell out of it. But, dude, Twilight, for real? We’ve already seen what it would take to make Twilight interesting, and it ain’t pretty. Link

Google Street View Spies on LARPing Nerds

A globe-trotting Twitter user discovered this Google Street View image of a bunch of nerds LARPing it up for the cameras. They’re prepared for dragon slaying, princess slaying and immortality, but are they prepared for eternal embarrassment? Next, on “LARPing to the Oldies”. I live right across the PA border, but I haven’t seen anything like this around here. Those cats in Pittsburgh know what’s going down. Link