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Just Because: A Mustachioed Light Switch

For all those men out there who think their life is worthless just because your eyes might be abnormally far apart. Just grow a mustache and maybe one day you too can become the coolest light switch in the world. Of course, the mustache isn’t mandatory, but not having one is sort of like buying a race car only to drive your kids to school. It doesn’t make much sense. Link

Mr. Mustache Pillow

Why settle for only one mustache when you can have four interchangeable Velcro mustaches which can be changed any day of the week. I’m in sort of a handlebar mood today, but who knows what my mustache-meter will hold tomorrow. (Probably handlebar again. Those things rock.) Mr. Mustache is the perfect pillow for the wishy-washy facial hair fan. Who doesn’t love a little ‘stache in their life? If my facial hair didn’t grow like a 12-year-old Mexican’s I would so... Continue reading

Mustaches Onesie

There’s nothing more chic or classy than a series of fully-grown and finely-cropped mustaches, especially when they appear on your baby’s onesie. Because the one thing we want near our kid’s body is some random guy’s mustache. Link [via]

Mustache Gloves Also Warm Your Upper Lip

In the winter I usually like to grow a full-blown beard, as it helps to keep my face warm and crisp through the harsh snowy season. My skin, on the other hand, has an issue with the hair growth and personally holds me accountable. I’m pretty confidant that I’m allergic to my own hair. I get patches of dry skin wherever I grow in my facial hair — dry skin that remains crusted unless I properly moisturize. It’s actually pretty... Continue reading

Mustache Salt and Pepper Shaker

You know us. We need a mustache shaped accessory for every gadget in our home. It’s just one of the essentials. Our salt and pepper shakers were beginning to feel a little left out with all of the other mustache-themed wares surrounding them. Thankfully we came across these Mustache Salt and Pepper shakers. Put both condiments side by side and they form one large wooden mustache. These shakers are sold out for now (dammit), but hopefully they’ll be back soon... Continue reading

Bottle ‘Staches: Because You’re Jealous of Your Mom’s Facial Hair

Just because your mother has more facial hair than you do doesn’t make you any less of a man. Weak facial hair is unfortunate, but not really something you can change through pure willpower alone. Bottle ‘Staches attach right onto your bottle of soda pop, creating the illusion of a well-formed mustache under your schnoz as you drink your icy beverage. The ‘staches are available in several different mustache styles, including the Dali (also known as the Stromboli) and the... Continue reading

Who Has The Best Beard In Silicon Valley?

Beards are the “in” fashion statement for the elite members of Silicon Valley. Steve Jobs has his scruffy and sparse facial hair, Steve Wozniak’s face features a fuller version and Fortune Magazine’s choice for Best Beard, Stewart Butterfield from Flickr, features a closely cropped, clean beard. After holding their own internal competition, Fortune.com is asking one question: “Who has the best beard in Silicon Valley?” And frankly, we here at Gearfuse became pretty curious too. The competition over at Fortune.com... Continue reading

Mustache Comb Necklace: Jewelery For Italian Women

Fine, Italian women might not have bushy enough mustaches to comb, it’s just hard for us to imagine a man wearing this Mustache Comb Necklace. It seems like a fine investment if you’re in a business where you’re constantly in the public eye and need to have a perfectly groomed profile. The sort of job where you have to pencil a shower into your schedule. If you’re lucky you have someone (or something) to do it for you, if not,... Continue reading