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Why settle for only one mustache when you can have four interchangeable Velcro mustaches which can be changed any day of the week. I’m in sort of a handlebar mood today, but who knows what my mustache-meter will hold tomorrow. (Probably handlebar again. Those things rock.)

Mr. Mustache is the perfect pillow for the wishy-washy facial hair fan. Who doesn’t love a little ’stache in their life? If my facial hair didn’t grow like a 12-year-old Mexican’s I would so rock my own. I even envy my dog’s mustache.

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There’s nothing more chic or classy than a series of fully-grown and finely-cropped mustaches, especially when they appear on your baby’s onesie. Because the one thing we want near our kid’s body is some random guy’s mustache.

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In the winter I usually like to grow a full-blown beard, as it helps to keep my face warm and crisp through the harsh snowy season. My skin, on the other hand, has an issue with the hair growth and personally holds me accountable. I’m pretty confidant that I’m allergic to my own hair. I get patches of dry skin wherever I grow in my facial hair — dry skin that remains crusted unless I properly moisturize. It’s actually pretty distressing.

These Mustache Gloves would save me some time and some embarrassment. Not only would my upper lip be warm as I walk around with my finger settled just below my nose, but I’d also get to look like a French aristocrat if I so desired, thanks to the two different mustache options provided by the gloves. They also offer discrete finger sniffing! You can grab a pair on sale for $65, usually $95.

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You know us. We need a mustache shaped accessory for every gadget in our home. It’s just one of the essentials. Our salt and pepper shakers were beginning to feel a little left out with all of the other mustache-themed wares surrounding them.

Thankfully we came across these Mustache Salt and Pepper shakers. Put both condiments side by side and they form one large wooden mustache. These shakers are sold out for now (dammit), but hopefully they’ll be back soon back in stock!

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Just because your mother has more facial hair than you do doesn’t make you any less of a man. Weak facial hair is unfortunate, but not really something you can change through pure willpower alone.

Bottle ‘Staches attach right onto your bottle of soda pop, creating the illusion of a well-formed mustache under your schnoz as you drink your icy beverage. The ’staches are available in several different mustache styles, including the Dali (also known as the Stromboli) and the box car.

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Beards are the “in” fashion statement for the elite members of Silicon Valley. Steve Jobs has his scruffy and sparse facial hair, Steve Wozniak’s face features a fuller version and Fortune Magazine’s choice for Best Beard, Stewart Butterfield from Flickr, features a closely cropped, clean beard.

After holding their own internal competition, Fortune.com is asking one question: “Who has the best beard in Silicon Valley?” And frankly, we here at Gearfuse became pretty curious too.

The competition over at Fortune.com is now down to four contenders. Steve Jobs of Apple fame, Jimmy Wales from Wikipedia, Edwin Catmull of Pixar, or Larry Ellison from Oracle? If it were up to me, Catmull would so win for his beard just because it makes him look like a lumberjack crossed with a mine worker. Steve Jobs wins for beard innovation and a decent amount of scruff.

Who do you think has the best beard of the bunch?

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Fine, Italian women might not have bushy enough mustaches to comb, it’s just hard for us to imagine a man wearing this Mustache Comb Necklace. It seems like a fine investment if you’re in a business where you’re constantly in the public eye and need to have a perfectly groomed profile. The sort of job where you have to pencil a shower into your schedule.

If you’re lucky you have someone (or something) to do it for you, if not, the Mustache Comb is here for you. The 2in. x 2in. comb comes attached to an 18in. sterling silver chain, and is sure to keep your handlebar looking it’s twirliest. You can have your own for the ridiculous price of $120. (more…)