It’s funny how the Simpsons seem to pop up everywhere. Especially Homer. From USB-powered lights to wall clocks to iPods, you just can’t seem to escape the charm of America’s favorite yellow family. Even across the world, in Aviles, Spain, Homer is turning up in odd places. A shopkeeper found him on the back of a one Euro coin instead of the usual King Juan Carlos. Odd? Oh yes.

It certainly looks like Homer, but it can’t be on the back of a Euro. He’s busy drinking a cold Duff down at Moe’s.

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Never get caught eating at a French restaurant without a mustache again. With this $16 handkerchief from Avril Loreti, a designer on Etsy, you’ll have four stunning mustaches to choose from whilst you wipe your punim. The ’staches were inspired by Dali and Tom Selleck, among others.

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If you’ve been living under a rock for the past week then you probably missed out on the news about The Dark Knight being an amazing film and achieving the critical success that was expected of it. So, of course they’re going to release every known merchandise that exists into a Dark Knight theme. Like poker? So does the Joker. No, not the dead one, the timeless comic book variety.

The Dark Knight Joker Poker set is limited edition and ships in August and costs $85. Included is a deck of Joker gimmick cards as well as another four suit deck and poker chips defaced by the Joker, himself (not the dead one). Have a lousy poker face that isn’t fooling anyone? Simple solution: the Joker solution. Cut a smile into your cheeks, no one will no whether or not you’re serious, they’ll just know you’re psychotic.

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Let’s face it, your face is dirtier than a Denny’s kitchen. You shouldn’t have to worry about cramping your back while hunched over your normal everyday bathroom sink. Hidra, creators of the Miss Washbasin, were thinking of your crater filled cheeks when they designed the Miss. The concave form of the sink allows for comfortable leaning against the front of the sink so you can scrub vigorously away at the layers of grease encroaching on your demeanor.
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Fine, Italian women might not have bushy enough mustaches to comb, it’s just hard for us to imagine a man wearing this Mustache Comb Necklace. It seems like a fine investment if you’re in a business where you’re constantly in the public eye and need to have a perfectly groomed profile. The sort of job where you have to pencil a shower into your schedule.

If you’re lucky you have someone (or something) to do it for you, if not, the Mustache Comb is here for you. The 2in. x 2in. comb comes attached to an 18in. sterling silver chain, and is sure to keep your handlebar looking it’s twirliest. You can have your own for the ridiculous price of $120. (more…)

Do you have a misconceived self-image?When I use my mirror to elegantly dishevel my hair  just how I like it, I sometimes need to have my Vietnamese slave hold another mirror behind me at an angle just so I can see the view from the back. The 360 Degree Mirror is made to allow you to ogle my your flawless physique from all angles simultaneously, to assure you look great for the cameras.

The center panel illuminates to cast a glow on your profile, while three panels on each side are designed to wrap around for a complete 360 look. If you don’t feel like seeing yourself in panorama mode, just fold the side panels together. Get yours for $40. — Andrew Dobrow

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Your PC is watching you. And we don’t mean internally. Designer Ross McBride has come up with these PC cases which gives the desktop tower a personality. If this PC could talk, I might even quip, “Why the long face?”

Many geeks picture their computers having their own personalities anyway. Many even go as far as naming their computers. At least now you can place a face with the name. Sadly, the designer doesn’t have plans at producing these cases just yet, as they are filed under “ideas”. But, hell, if they aren’t the splitting image of what I figured a PC man would look like. — Andrew Dobrow

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