If Star Wars was reproduced as a modern parody, who would be cast in the hilariously sacrilegious resulting film? Photoshop contest headquarters Worth1000.com has it covered with their Celebrity Star Wars contest.
My three favorites are Yoda DeVito, Ewokchop and Elvis Solo. Lambchop just looks so much cuddlier as an Ewok!
With the risk of sounding feminine considered, these Recycled Vinyl Record Wallets are listed as a “for her” product on its product page. What the hell? It might just be the least feminine money holder on the market, since we don’t think the beef jerky wallet has been made yet.
With your choice of Sgt. Peppers (Beatles, of course), Sticky Fingers (Rolling Stones), and Double Dynamite (Elvis, but why?!), the actual record and original case are used to produce the wallet. Both are cut into fitted rectangular pieces for the wallets template, then attached to mounted wood which is described as “super-durable”.
We’re not sure if there will be enough room to store everything (even though the product page says that there is a plastic slot for your license, a carbon checkbook divider, and slots for cards and cash), but who needs space when you look this cool? If these wallets are a “for her” product, you can start calling us Herfuse. — Andrew Dobrow
