Stop the fucking presses and grab your dick and hold on, ’cause you’re in for a ride my main man. Turns out some dude is auctioning off a real Batmobile from the original Tim Burton flick on eBay. With gas the way it is nowadays, I can’t blame him for selling the car but wow, what a beauty! It’s almost as tight as the Tumbler from TDK. Hit the jump for the exact details and a link to the auction. It’s currently going for $110,000, so no cheapskates.

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Just when you thought that the presence of Back To The Future movie apparel couldn’t be any more abundant, in comes perhaps the coolest piece of gear in the entire film (next to the Delorean). Marty McFly’s very own hover board from the second and third installments of the trilogy has made an appearance on eBay. For a starting bid of just $30,000, you can be sure it’ll go for much more with all the fanboys bidding.

As it’s only a wooden movie prop, the board won’t actually hover, of course. After buying it for thirty grand, you’ll probably feel like an idiot.

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Now that WWDC is over and a $199 8GB iPhone 3G has been announced for July 11th, are people ready to sell their first-generation iPhones on the cheap? Not yet it seems. We scoped out popular sites like eBay, Craigslist (NYC) and Google Shopping to see if anyone was ready to let their iPhone go for under $200.

Naturally, we don’t expect an exodus of old phones until after July 11th, but here’s what we found so far:

Sorry guys. Looks like the best deal out there is around $200. Might as well keep waiting.

Most chicks don’t dig anal. They might put up with it to keep us happy and, more importantly, to shut us up, but it’s not the most pleasant feeling to have her whimper the whole time. The Bitchcruiser Bike puts a literal rod up the ass of an unsuspecting sex doll, allowing you to cruise around with a bloodless sex dummy as your bike’s dashboard.

If the feeling of anal dominance is important enough for you to show off on your daily bike route, you can pick up the Bitchcruiser from eBay for the high price of $2,300. But something tells us, if you own this bike, the only real ass you might be getting could possibly be leaving soon. — Andrew Dobrow

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Speaking of Star Wars oddities, check out this toy spotted on Ebay. Most of us have seen the family holiday favorite, How The Grinch Stole Christmas. But not many of us have seen the less known How The Darth Maul Stole Christmas. Actually, we’re quite sure it doesn’t even exist.

If you have $25 extra bucks, you can own your very own Darth Maul action figure, donning a Santa Claus uniform. Buy it, and don’t open it. Let it sit. — Andrew Dobrow

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If you manage an online business, whether it be on Ebay or some other merchant site, you know that having well-shot photos of your products is great for catching customers attention. The Photosimile 5000 provides an all-in-one studio for photographing your products.

The Photosimile, a 28-inch cube illuminated by 6,500K daylight bulbs, connects to your computer via USB, with the special bundled Photosimile Control software managing everything from your cameras location and settings to providing 360-degree shots of your products. Look for it available by March 2008, no pricing yet available. (more…)

Sources are reporting that Internet auction mogul, eBay, is close to sealing the deal on their rumored purchase of social bookmarking site, StumbleUpon. As usually is the case, no official confirmation has been announced regarding a business deal between the two companies, but the reported buying price is a cool $75 mill.

StumbleUpon remains one of the only social bookmarking sites not to have some controversy or backlash built against them. Let’s hope that along with a new owner, they keep their integrity intact. — Andrew Dobrow

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Up until now, we really hadn’t seen any steampunk made gadgets that rocked our world quite as much as this Steampunk guitar does. Not only can we look at The Villanizer guitar through pictures, but the guitar is being auctioned off on eBay starting this Sunday!

There’s more gears and crap hacked together here than anyone can imagine. And one thing is for sure. This baby is one of a kind. If I wasn’t so sure this guitar is going to sell for more than my life savings, I’d get it myself. — Andrew Dobrow

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Most households have at least one or two defunct broken down keyboards laying around. How about a productive use for that junk? Check out this cool wallet made from the innards of a computer keyboard. All you have to do with find a keyboard buried with the rest of your junk and follow the easy instructions. You’ll also need a screwdriver, a cutting board, a razor knife, scissors, and packing tape. And if you can’t find a useful purpose for it, there’s always eBay. — Andrew Dobrow

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We don’t know if it’s our type of thing, but some of you are sure to love this Halo 3 Xbox 360 case mod available on eBay. The case sports a custom paint job which looks very impressive, and would be an awesome collection piece for Halo fans. Jeremiah Thiring, known for his mod work on PC cases, designed the Halo case being sold as a “Buy It Now” item on eBay.

We think the reason we don’t particularly like this mod is because of the weird stucco look the case displays. Such a sleek system doesn’t look any better with stucco paint added. But, we guess it works to aide the Halo theme. Available for $925. — Andrew Dobrow

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