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What if I told you, the overworked mother, I could teach your child about science and let them enjoy some quality playtime simultaneously? I’m sure you’d burst into tears and start thanking me but I can’t take credit for this. The Food Chain Friends are a cute series of stuffed animals that eat each other and do it quite well. Explain to your child the concept of Darwinism, all while using adorable plush creatures as the characters in your Shakespearean performance. The ALPHA and BETA series of creatures are available for $50 each at FAO Schwarz, so make sure you get them soon before the holiday rush picks up.

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We love burgers here at Gearfuse and while we normally wouldn’t do a post on food, this dude ate a 15-pound hamburger. You heard me. 15 pounds of delicious meat was consumed by one Brad Sciullo, a chef from Pennsylvania. And this just wasn’t bun and meat either:

The burger included a bun, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, onions, mild banana peppers and a cup each of mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard and relish, Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub owner Dennis Liegey said.

So what we have here is not a man but a machine. Not even the fucking Terminator could down a 15-pound burger. Look at that thing. How Brad downed it in under 5 hours is beyond me. I think what we have here is the greatest eating machine this world has ever seen.

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What? You think I have a dirty mind? Designer Merry Kawamura Ganjavian is way more of a perv than I ever will be. Aside from having a name that sounds like “Merry Ganja,” she’s created a unique set of utensils that can be worn on your fingers. Dubbed “Eat With Your Fingers,” you’ll soon find yourself fingering your yogurt, salads and possibly even roast beef. I’m going to stop myself here before it gets worse.

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Remember the Ballpoint Eating Utensils I wrote about a few months back? This Outdoor Cutlery reminds me of that concept, though this time made for the outdoors man, rather than the cubicle man.

If your out in the woods, with none of your beloved silverware at hand, it would be nice to have a set of suitable cutlery to get the job done, without having to worry about getting a splinter on your tongue. The only thing you have to worry about is finding a branch laying around which tickles your fancy. After that, it’s just a matter of clipping the utensil heads onto the stick. — Andrew Dobrow

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