An Alcoholic Beverage for Zombies
Here’s a chaser for your zombie cupcakes. Nothing washes down brains better than more brains.
The brain-effect is caused by mixing acidic lime juice and Irish cream, which produces a curdled brainy mixture.
Toilet Mug: The Least Appetizing Coffee Mug Ever
Mmm… feel like chugging down a mug of… whatever that warm, brown liquid is? The Toilet Mug takes one of the most popular beverages in the world and makes it one of the least appetizing. Your dog will have a blast.
If for some odd reason you actually want the Toilet Mug you can grab one for around $16. Or you can cut out the middle man and just shove your fingers down your throat. There are much cheaper way to lose your lunch.
IceBlok Keeps Damn Cubes Where They Are Supposed To Be
While the little things, such as ice cubes rubbing against my lips and under my nose, aren’t too much of an annoyance to me, there are times, on the hottest of days, when the sweat is just pouring from every pour in my body, those dog days of August, where everything is an earth shattering pain in the asshole. It’s the reason I occasionally opt-out of ice if the drink as been in the fridge for a bit. That, and that weird icy taste caused after the ice melts. IceBlok ends all of that jazz. The ice will stay exactly where it’s supposed to be.
No more chapped mustache for me.
A Gun You Won’t Be Afraid To Get Shot By
That tequila shooting pistol we wrote about was child’s play compared to this real shot gun. No, not shotgun — shot gun. It’s a gun that shoots shots of booze wherever you aim it. It’s called the Shots Gun Drink Dispenser and it’s sure to be the life of any party.
What makes it so rad is it can fit on any bottle of liquor. Simply slot the holster on to a bottle of your favorite drink, begin pumping the pump-action lever and you’ll be well on your way to getting messed up beyond all recognition. It’s cheap, too. 22 dollars to spray booze all over the place? A steal compared to the $10 cover at P.J. Welihans.
You Better Have A Lead Belly For RainDrops
I can see how drinking rain water would be a life saver when you’re out in the middle of nowhere and your options are limited. On the other hand, drinking rain water that’s collected from your gutter doesn’t sound too refreshing. That’s what Rain Drops, the cheap rainwater harvesting system, proposes.
It’s essentially a series of two liter cola bottles connected to your gutters. Which means, all of that fine bacteria that not only pollutes the skies but also builds up in your gutters, will now be in your drinking water. That’s not to say that tap water is much better than rain water, but if you’re going to be drinking it, you might want to add some sort of sterilization procedure in to the whole design.
Bang! Bang! You’re Drunk
Ice cube trays don’t get more bizarre than ones shaped like a AK-47 magazine. That’s what forged these bullet-shaped ice cubes shown above which, for some reason or another, are now chilling our favorite drinks.
No, not even Titanic or Tetris-shaped ice cubes can match what these puppies are packin’. That’s a whole lot of heat for such a chilling product. They aren’t available as of yet, but you can pre-order ‘em for $13.25. That’s sure to give you the head start on everyone else who is still using those Swedish rocks found in the mountains to chill their drinks. How grimy!
Magic: The Etchings
If you’re still in to Magic: The Gathering, you’re one dedicated player. But hey, we aren’t here to judge. In fact, we want to support your “mana tapping” needs by introducing you to the ultimate glass-ware inspired by the ever so famous card game, Magic.
Craftster.org forum user Poe poe made these etched glasses out of old glade candle glasses. For a moment, I had thought she blew the glass herself, which would’ve been way cooler. Regardless, the etching of Magic was done really well. Be sure to check out the hand-painted elemental patterns, after the jump.
Budweiser Salutes The Flag
Despite not being a huge fan of the taste of Budweiser beer, I must admit it’s got balls as big as Irish girls ass. Budweiser is brewing a new American Ale as a gift for the rest of the world to relish in yeasty malty goodness. On the 29th this homage to American brewing will be purchasable in stores so you can binge drink the great old American way. Well, America isn’t that old, but we’re getting there! So here’s to Budweiser, for kicking it old school! U-S-A
A Coffee Mug That Tastes Of Scenery
I bet you’re wondering what happened to the lens that was replaced with a Pringles can for that DIY project posted the other day. Turns out, that lens turned up on the Internet as a coffee mug.
Express your love of photography and caffeine simultaneously as you pour your daily Colombian coffee into this camera lens. Unfortunately, it’s just a concept and has yet to be realized but, now that you’ve seen it, perhaps you can make your own?
Let Me Crack Your Beer With 16 Gigs Of Porn
After having seen a USB drive that comes packed with Ernie Hudson on it, it seemed like no other flash drive could ever come close to tickling my fancy. That is, until I saw this bad boy. While the USB drive bottle opener is far from a new concept, who says digital storage and beer don’t mix?
This nifty flash drive is from German manufacturer TrekStor, which proves that Germans know how to party. It’s available in sizes ranging from 1GB up to 16GB priced anywhere from $10 to $71. Imagine how fly you’ll look when cracking open your lady friend’s beer. Imagine how fly you won’t look once you show her what’s on the stick.