Oh, Now I Get It
Yup. Slide to unlock. Door and iPhone. iPhone and door. Right. You think I’m that big of a nerd that I’d drop $50 on this doormat? Absolutely, but only after my company’s IPO.
“Key Hidden Here” Doormat: Everybody Already Knows
You know that super awesome hiding place you chose for your extra house key? Everybody knows it’s there, seriously. What’s the point of hiding an extra house key under your doormat anymore? As far as your home security is concerned, you might as well advertise your transparency, maybe get a few brownie points for honesty and an oddly self-inflicted sense of humor.
The Key Hidden Here Doormat comes in a variety of sizes, starting at 18″ x 24″ for $24.95.
Universal Doormat for schizophrenics
We all have our mood swings. Sometimes you just want to let people know that you’re in a shitty mood. For times like those, theres the Universal Doormat. Like the famous “Princess / Old Lady” optical illusion, the message on the mat changes when you change its direction. One angle reads as “Come in”, the other, less polite side, reads “Go away”.
Designed by SUCK UK, the Universal Doormat isn’t available yet, but should be for sale soon according to the site. This is one doormat that could save you the hassle of dealing with unwanted guests on your bad days. And if you don’t have mood swings, its just simply a really cool doormat. — Andrew Dobrow
Universal Doormat [SUCK UK, via Spluch]