You will sit or I will MAKE you sit. We clear, Skippy?
Because teaching your old dog new tricks is so much easier with a little threatening coercion. “Not gonna heel, huh? Don’t make me get Michael Vick on your ass.” Don’t forget to hold hands and make up afterward. The dog won’t fight for you sit on your lap quietly if it fears doesn’t respect you.
While your puppy might not have actual opposable thumbs fit for walking hand in hand, who’s to say that the canine doesn’t wish they could have contact when they sniff around for their preferred spot to shit. I know that having my Vietnamese house boy hold my hand helps me evacuate my bowels.
The Hand-Shaped Dog Leash allows you to feel a little less impersonal with your dog, adding a fake hand in place of the usual leash handle. Even if you’re totally alone and your dog thinks you smell, you can feel somewhat loved.
