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Sex In Progress Lamp: We Hope To Use It More Than Once This Year

When I forget to turn off a lamp in my house, I get pissed off. It’s not an anger management issue. It’s a “I’m a cheap Jew bastard” issue. Utilities are expensive! Despite my adherence to the Jewish faith, this is one lamp I wouldn’t mind leaving on for days on end, even if it were only to make myself look pimp. No matter how pathetic it might seem. The Sex In Progress lamp is like a step up from... Continue reading