Pastasaurus Will Eat Your Dinner Before You Have A Chance
…that is, as long as your pasta is made of human flesh, which it undoubtedly is. Cover that shit in a nice T-Rex meat sauce and chow down.
Food Face Dinner Plates: Play With Your Food, Please
Combine the activities of Wooly Willy and playing with your food and you’ll have something similar to these awesome Food Face Dinner Plates. These plates not only encourage playing with your food, but they demand it.
The Food Face Dinner Plate allows children to explore their creativity and allows us adults to add another great toy to our own collection. The plates will be available in late-June for $9.99 from Perpetual Kid.
LED Forks Invade Your Kitchen
These LED forks whipped up at Yanko Design are a decent idea for eating in low-light situations, but as far as romanticism goes, no dice. This “Lightware” claims it will “enhance your candle light dinner experience.” I don’t buy it. How does a red LED or a blue LED get me laid? If that’s all it took, I would have carried around a Light-Brite a long time ago.
Jack Spade Dice Set
Kate Spade is for chicks and Jack Spade is for us dudes. They make some pretty decent bags and accessories but this one takes the cake. It’s a $55 dice set with four die total. Each side either says “You Buy” or “I Buy”, putting an end to those late-night dinner tab disputes. The next time you and your date go out for lobster bisque, try your luck with the roll of a die. Your wallet might feel a little fatter or lighter depending on the outcome.
Toaster Bags For The Jared In You
Toasted bread is the way to go but sometimes I’m in the mood to toast an entire sandwich. Pork roll, egg and cheese on sliced Rick Astley bread can get a little sloppy when you try to cram it into a toaster. I’m not talking about those awkward toasters either, I mean your basic, run of the mill toaster.
That’s exactly why the toaster bags were invented, it gives you the ability to toast your sandwiches like Subway so you can be just as much of a lard-ass as Jared was before he started actually working out. It’s called the Toastabag and for just $18.95 you get two reusable bags that’ll toast anything you shove in them. Or you could try aluminum foil. I’ve done it and it (sorta) works.
Biodegradable Cutlery Pen Caps
Here’s a great concept that would do wonders for those working in an office. This pen cap utensil set includes a plastic knife, fork and spoon, all of which are biodegradable. It’s called Din-Ink and was designed to “respect the environment.” Perfect for that old salad sitting in the office mini-fridge. Just grab two pens, slap on the knife and fork attachments and you’re ready to chow down. Hey, it beats using your fingers.
Don’t Trash Your Old Mags, Make A Table Instead
Recycled magazines are all it takes to make a fine dinner table. Much like the recycled plastic bottles making up this lounge chair, this table was designed with the environment in mind.
Why trash those old magazines when they can be turned into a nice dining table? Designers: Artists For Humanity have crafted three variations of the recycled magazine table ranging from $300-$650 depending on the model of choice. Proof that you don’t need fine mahogany wood to make a stylish table people will notice.
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Meat for Vegetarians
Hey leafmunchers, want to see what it’s like to eat a steak without having to actually eat steak? Try out this papercraft steak dinner for size. You just print, fold, eat and crap out a tree. It looks so real, I’m sure you’re getting a woody just thinking about it.