Update: Now with more Nazi flavah!
Sometimes, a mustache can be a person’s calling card. In fact, the facial hair itself can become more famous than the poor mustached man. In these instances, the mustache and the man are probably of equal value. I must admit, I’m jealous of mustaches of such caliber.
With the powers vested in us by Photoshop, we introduce five six of the most famous mustached men in history, de-mustached.
Just because your mother has more facial hair than you do doesn’t make you any less of a man. Weak facial hair is unfortunate, but not really something you can change through pure willpower alone.
Bottle ‘Staches attach right onto your bottle of soda pop, creating the illusion of a well-formed mustache under your schnoz as you drink your icy beverage. The ’staches are available in several different mustache styles, including the Dali (also known as the Stromboli) and the box car.
Need to pump some life into your next party event but you’re afraid the mustache handkerchief will have everyone thinking they’re Salvador Dali? Not a problem. With these animal nose cups, you’ll have all of your drunk friends stumbling around your apartment making animal noises.
You might have to worry about Dali coming back from the dead and showing up to your party. After all, he was a huge fan of animals. Cleverly named Pick Your Nose Party Animals, each pack includes 24 9-ounce cups in 6 assorted animal styles for $7.49. They’re perfect for Jello shots.
