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I Have A Really Small…Lamp

Sometimes size doesn’t matter. But we all know that only men lacking in the trouser snake department say that. For example, don’t buy a Ferrari because you have a tiny penis. Sure, you’ll get a date out of it but, once you drop your pants, that girl will be singing to the whole town about what you aren’t packing. Why not show her something worth talking about that isn’t connected to your body, like the Little Lamp. What makes it... Continue reading