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Are You This Lazy?

If you can’t even sit upright in a chair while on a computer without bitching about back problems, you might need the Lazy Geek’s Cushion. Why lie on a bed when this adjustable cushion can have you reading web comics on any filthy floor in the world.

With this cushion, one could even use their laptop on the floor of a filthy gas station lavatory to become a real Twitter shitter. It’s lightweight (if your back can handle it, you pussy) and portable.

So like I mentioned before, any floor in the world. Think about it.
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Feeling Antsy In Your Pants?

The Webble by BriteObjects is the world’s first active footrest. Perfect for anyone who can’t keep their legs still.  A great exercise device for anyone spending a prolonged time in front of a computer.  The cushioning is made up of a mesh membrane to add comfort and support to your legs while a set of casters at the bottom of the footrest give it the ability to swivel back and forth like your Bode Miller. For $139.95, your Dad would certainly be impressed if you picked this up for him for Father’s day.
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Lay Down Wherever The Hell You Want To Lay Down

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When you cruise around a city, sometimes you don’t feel like you want to go home just yet, but wouldn’t mind taking a little rest. When the city is packed, it’s a constant stream of bumping and jarring. Just let me find a spot to lay down. Wait. Oh, that’s right. Every thing’s made of concrete.

This interesting outfit design provides you with all you need for a comfortable chill spot, integrated right into your clothes. The cushioning might look pretty ridiculous, but comfort takes sacrifice. I’d much rather wear pajamas then a tuxedo to formal parties, but that’s how it is. — Andrew Dobrow

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