As long as you don’t mind dozens of eyes watching you shower, this Emoticon Shower Curtain is a hell of a way to geek up your bathroom a bit. Emoticons are becoming a new language all their own. Might as well brush up on your grammatical skills while you wash your balls nuts testicles hair.
Sorry to send you to Bed, Bath, and Beyond, which is admittedly, pretty lame, but that’s where you shall find this awesome curtain. And for $15.
Trying to fashion your bathroom in a serial killer theme? You’ll need this electronic bloody shower curtain inspired by the famous scene in Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho. Guests are sure to be startled by the motion-activated Psycho music clip, complete with a screaming woman that’ll make anyone cringe. It’ll go great with those homicidal clothes hangers and no one will ever mess with you once they’ve seen your bathroom.
If that doesn’t scare them, you could always whip out your WASP knife for shits and giggles. It’s a $20 dollar must-buy and runs on three AA batteries.
If you are sick of looking our your window, only to see directly across an alley into your neighbors window (who happens to be a curtain-fearing hairy man who loves dancing with only underwear on), wouldn’t you say it’s time for a better view? (more…)
