Bitch Bandages Complain About Paper Cuts For You
“Shit… dammit… cock!” Thus are the words that pour from between my teeth after I accidentally cut myself with a piece of friggen’ paper. The Shit Happens! Bandages do the dirty work for you, expressing your frustration for days to come with four different expletives.
$7 for 25 excuses to be obscene? Where do I sign?!