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Finnish Gentleman Shows Off His Impressive VCR Collection

This impressively geeky guy, who could either be a Finnish gentleman or Moe from The Three Stooges, I haven’t quite decided yet, shows off his impressive VCR collection in this video, which has a play time long enough to rank well into the scale of creepy. Featuring an over-abundance of awful green screen effects and background music from the soundtrack of The Exorcist (which oddly fits), this is one video you won’t soon forget, no matter how hard you try... Continue reading

Because It’s Friday: A Man Dressed as a Dog Singing Christian Songs to Children

Well, howl-le-lu-ya! While I understand what singer/songwriter Jim Steager is “trying” to do, the whole dog face paint thing is way too creepy for me. It almost would have been better if it was more of a cutesy type of face paint design rather than such a realistic human-canine combination. The face he makes at about the 36 second mark makes me want to run away screaming in horror. Seriously, if I ever encountered this guy in a dark alley,... Continue reading

Because It’s Friday: A Couch That Looks Like a Giant Cat

It’s about that time again. Our favorite day of the week besides Caturday. In honer of this very special Friday, which happens to land on the 13th, we thought we might share an extra special superstitious piece of Friday goodness. Behold, the Giant Cat Couch, which may or may not be a spooky Giant BLACK Cat Couch.  I don’t know. It’s tough to tell with the lighting. The point is, it’s a giant cat, which you sit on or lay... Continue reading

Telenoid R1 Robot: Part Amputee, Part Hutt, All Creepy

With the tail of Jabba and the arms of a Somalian land mine victim, the Telenoid R1 Robot is surprisingly not the most terrifying robot we’ve ever seen. Not by a long shot. But it certainly does rank high on the Gearfuse Scale of Creepiness (patent pending). This teleoperated communication bot was designed to add a does of realism to long-distance communication. At least as much realism as can be expected talking to a robot that might be more appropriately... Continue reading

The Creepiest Shower Curtain Ever

We’ve dealt with shower curtains featuring knife-wielding maniacs and an awkwardly staring Robert Pattinson, so for us to label a particular shower curtain as the creepiest one of its kind, that’s quite a feat. This curtain in particular features the silhouette of a mysterious shadow man, creating the illusion that someone awaits your arrival in the shower. Grab your own creepiness for $28. Just don’t be surprised if you see a second, more realistic shadow right next to the fake... Continue reading

Creepy Talking Robot Mouth Needs More Mustache

I’m not sure if you can actually call this “talking,” per se, but the oral movements of this robot are more akin to the actual movements of human oral muscles then I’ve seen in other robotic works. It’s certainly worthy of an uncanny feeling. Even if it does sound like one of the bots female attendance got a little bit too curious and might just be giving Mr. Mouth a robojob. What this robot really needs is a nice handlebar... Continue reading

Hello Kitty Wine Doesn’t Quite Set The Right Mood

Unless your trying to pull a Jacko, I don’t know how well Hello Kitty Wine will set the mood for a romantic night in. I know if someone whipped out a bottle of this I’d probably laugh and then run-away in fear of my virgin anus’s innocence. Because everyone knows, if they’re desperate enough to buy Hello Kitty Wine, they’re sure as hell evil enough to own the Hello Kitty Chainsaw. Officially available for purchase on May 1, the creepier... Continue reading

Inside-Out Easter Bunny Hopes You Had a Happy Easter

And so do we. Hope you had plenty of time to reflect on the true nature of the holiday – chocolate eggs and mutant bunny rabbits. If nuclear mutant-sized bunnies weren’t enough to creep you out, here’s an Inside-Out Easter Bunny to haunt your nightmares. Link

Putrefashion: Living Insect Bracelet

If you’re not quite ready to wear the jewelry you made out of your victim’s skin, no worries. Baby steps. You can start with Putrefashion, a bracelet designed to house living insects. There are air-holes so they can remain living while you wear them! Jorge and I designed the bangle for some mealworms we procured at Petco. They like dry oatmeal or some hunks of potato. Honestly, who doesn’t love dry oatmeal and potato hunks? I’ll tell ya, those smug... Continue reading

So, What Does Mario Look Like Naked?

I’m sure it’s a question that’s been on your mind for at least a decade. What does the most popular plumber in the world look like naked? Sort of like your dad, shaved of all his hair, mixed with a newborn baby. Yeah… creepy as hell. Link [via]