I’m sure it’s a question that’s been on your mind for at least a decade. What does the most popular plumber in the world look like naked?
Sort of like your dad, shaved of all his hair, mixed with a newborn baby. Yeah… creepy as hell.
Designed by Chrissy Conant, the Chrissy Skin Rug is actually a very personal creation by the designer, signifying her relationship with her parents or some other mommy-daddy-type issue. I’m more focused on how disturbing this thing is.
It sort of looks like a slaughtered blow-up doll. If there was a blow-up doll serial killer, their home might feature a rug like this one.
Talk about creepy. Apparently, there’s a zoo in Rotterdam that some gorilla named Bokito escaped from. He beat a woman up, officials decided it was because the woman was staring Bokito down and BokitoViewers were born thanks to insurance company FBTO.
As you can see, these silly glasses would go well with a Smile Stick. Too bad no one will want to go near you.
