Hubba hubba! Take a look at this assortment of sexy and seductive animals that are worth drooling over. Warning, these pictures are not safe for work and will surely give you a hard on. That is, if the other artsy animals I’ve posted haven’t already done that.
No idea who made them, but I know where they came from and where they’re going. Out of the wild, into your spank bank. Hit the jump to see more mouth-watering ladies!
It’s about time we got some crap worth shitting. Washington State’s Kevin and Daryl Maas are now producing electrical power with cow manure, which is nothing new for the most part. Using commercialized technology which harvests methane gas from manure, they burn the methane to create electricity. All the while, they send the now pathogen-free and odorless manure back to farmers, thus making great fertilizer. When can we do this with my shit?
Shown as part of the Tissue Culture and Art Project at the Museum Of Modern Art in New York, this new Victimless Leather shows that animals don’t need to be harvested for textiles, but they are still equally tasty if I might say so myself. Mmm, cheeseburgers.
The project’s goal is to attempt “artistically exploring and provoking notions relating to human conduct with other living systems”, or in other words, exploring ways not to skin animals for our clothing and accessories. Hell, cows would do the same to us if it meant earning some money for some quality and delicious grass. I say skin them and use their bones for clubbing baby seals. — Andrew Dobrow
Don’t you hate when you go to the deli to get some ground beef, and the cow has already been marked by the rancher (at least in your head)? I mean, that’s like peeing on someone else’s territory. This Personalized Branding Iron allows you to etch your name initials into any human piece of meat you want.
To create your totally personalized meat, customize your own for a little under $40. — Andrew Dobrow