I Have a New Found Respect for Kirsten Dunst

…especially in the crotchal region. Check out this shot of Kirsten Dunst decked out in cosplay anime gear. Want to touch the hiney?

…especially in the crotchal region. Check out this shot of Kirsten Dunst decked out in cosplay anime gear. Want to touch the hiney?

Here’s an interesting new geeky sexual fetish to explore. Enter into the world of latex alien costumes. I’m pretty sure that first one is based on some weird Cloverfield-like alien, while the second one is the more traditional Alien series extraterrestrial.
While I can’t really see myself getting into that whole latex scene, freaky alien loving sounds like it could be fun. It’s sort of like mixing cosplay and orgies.

Mega Man was always one of our favorite gaming heroes. There is something about superhuman strength and the ability to shoot plasma from a personal arm cannon that floats our metaphorical boats.
If you’re into cosplay or really just love classic gaming, there is really no excuse for you not to lock your grandmother in a closet and threaten her with starvation until she knits you your very own Mega Man Knit hat. Hopefully no force is necessary, but you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do. No promises, grandma.

Left 4 Dead is a smash hit, this is true. But the game has been out for awhile. How do you keep the idea of it fresh besides offering up DLC at random intervals? Easy. A photographer goes out with his friends and recreates scenes from the game. This photoset on Flickr has not only some of the most gorgeous photos I’ve ever seen, they really do pay tribute to Valve’s zombie shooter. Check it out or DIE.
Wow. Look at the costume this guy made for Ohayocon 2009. It’s an old school Nintendo Game Boy made out of cardboard. But what’s this? His costume is actually a full fucking working replica? Holy shit kid. Nice work. You can actually use the cardboard D-pad and buttons to play Tetris. I’d like to know how he made this thing.

I don’t know what to say.
What do you think I should say? Look at this fucking gun. It’s a life-size 1:1 replica of the Portal gun. Like dead on to every detail. It even glows blue. What the fuck is up with that? Some chick made it for cosplay. Yeah, cosplay. Such a waste…
At least it blows previously made gunnery out of the water. (more…)

So you and those exchange students from Japan decided to go out in the woods next Sunday for some cosplay. While you’re busy cutting fabric, your newfound buddies are busy welding metal together and building mechbots. You need some pizzaz for your outfit and these mechanical wings from Cybertek should do the trick.
Costing $1000 and ensuring you won’t have sex for the next six months, these wings are constructed from carbon fiber and extruded aluminum. Each wingtip has a flowing light that can change colors and the wings even extend and retract. A grand is a lot of money to spend on a stupid pair of wings though, so you may want to consider a cheaper alternative.

Whether it be used for a prop in a fantasy Hentai porno flick, or simply just another tool of the trade for people into cosplay role playing, a tentacle arm could suit uses for almost anyone. Say you have a pet or a very young sibling (because what’s the difference really?). The tentacle could be a great way to scare the shit out of them. They’ll both think twice before pooping on your floor again.
You can get your own tentacle for $15 from the Gaia Online store. Or you can just get it over with and tell your girlfriend you have fantasies about her morphing into an octopus. That might save you some time and probably a few wasted bucks. — Andrew Dobrow