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Even though I’m all-man, I don’t mind being a puss every once in a while and cooking for my woman. Cooking usually equals ordering a pizza and saying I made it from scratch. The problem with this plan is that most cookery is made for ladies, as is the nature of things. So I need a pizza cutter that’s really going to let everyone know that I’m a feral male on the prowl despite being prone to cook for my woman.

Oh… I’m sorry, is “my” too much? Does it imply ownership? I meant the woman I screw when I come home from my long day of spitting on strippers and beating hookers.

This Pizza Cutter Chainsaw lets the opposite sex know that you’re not only capable of slicing a pizza, but also fully able to kill their exes and dispose of their bodies without a trace. Not that you would, of course. Just sayin’. All of that information from one device? Where do I sign?!

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Thinking about all the delicious Asian cuisine we could cook with a Wok makes our mouths water. If you’re going to Wok at home, why not have a Wok that will last a life time? This All-Clad Copper Core Round Bottom Wok (sounds sexy) brings the strength of aluminum coated copper core cookware to your home. All polished off with a stainless steel finish.

For $370, we admit, it’s damn expensive for a wok. But if you have been looking for a stir fryer with endurance, look no further. This baby will last you as long as your tummy desires. Included is a stainless steel ring to hang the wok on the oven and because of its nicely sized bowl, is perfect for deep frying. — Andrew Dobrow

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Here is a fine solution to free up some of the cramped living space in your house. This spherical kitchen-in-one “Sheer Kitchen” is one well designed piece of cookware. When closed, the sphere serves as a beautiful carbon fiber centerpiece with a built in mood setter, a soft glow lamp to help create an intimate feel (maybe a nice way to break the ice with that special girl *wink wink*). The top of the sphere lifts to the ceiling with the help of a remote control, leaving the bottem half of the sphere as the work area. In it’s 148cm diamter the Sheer Kitchen manages to stuff in a double sink, four burners, three bottle coolers, a retractable table, trolleys, and a human genome sequencer. More beautiful pics after the jump.

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