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ThinkGeek's Caffeinated Baked Goods Contain 200mg of Caffeine

ThinkGeek’s Caffeinated Baked Goods Contain 200mg of Caffeine

ThinkGeek has a new variety of edible goodness available on their website — caffeinated baked goods. They’re called “A Snack in the Face”, which is appropriate, considering most varieties contain around 200mg of caffeine. Continue reading

Sign of the Apocalypse: Triple Decker Oreo

Sign of the Apocalypse: Triple Decker Oreo

Likely forged in the fires of Mordor, this feat of snack engineering has now supplanted its Oreo brethren, the double-stuffed, as the ruler of Candyland. Continue reading

Lady Gaga Cookies

In homage to the greatest thing to happen to pop in decades, fffireburns and their friend Matt created these awesome Lady Gaga cookies, inspired by some of her more notable and unorthodox outfits. Each cookie has its own unique piece of Gaga attire so you can just imagine the fierceness. Funny, I my reoccurring dream of a dinosaur biting off Lady Gaga’s head is sorta coming to fruition. Except I’m the dinosaur and Lady Gaga doesn’t taste like chicken. I’ll just put... Continue reading

Star Wars Dark Side Apron Makes Empty Promises

I always heard so much about these fabulous cookies the Dark Side was supposed to offer. But once I joined the cause, there wasn’t a goddamn cookie in sight. In fact, I’m yet to have been rewarded with a single cookie, and I’ve single-handidly taken down at least 25 members of the Rebellion. And the lies just keep being spread. This apron falsely promises that members of the Dark Side will be awarded cookies. Lies, I say! Sure, there’s all... Continue reading

Asteroids Cookies Fill You With Confectionery Gaming

While Asteroids might not be your game of choice anymore there’s no denying the underlying charm of the vector graphic classic. It’s not really possible to lose when you’re mashing retro gaming, or even modern gaming for that matter, with delicious baked goods. If my Grandma baked more stuff like this I might consider just moving in with or without her consent. Sorry Granny, you just kept baking those cookies and I couldn’t help myself, now get back in the... Continue reading

Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters

Is conventional baking just not cutting it for you anymore? Need something a little more risque in your life? These Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters turn the wholesome act of baking cookies into an explicit experience, not to mention a lesson in variety. While I wouldn’t recommend Kama Sutra cookies for your local church’s bake-off, these cookie cutters are a fun way to mix it up a bit. Enough with the stars and hearts already. Link [via]

Pac-Man Oven Mitt

We’re pretty much done with all of the holiday baking over in these parts, and we did quite a bit I might add. Or maybe I should say everyone else did quite a bit. Me? Not a baker. Trust me, nobody wants me near their ovens or even their microwaves.While I’ve been known to wield a gadget or two, cooking electronics were never my thing. Its such a shame that we’re all done with the Christmas baking, I would have... Continue reading

Left 4 Dead 2 Gingerbread Cookies

It’s never easy to deny the scrumptiousness of gingerbread cookies. And if said cookies happen to be inspired by one of your favorite video games? Forget about it. These aren’t your grandma’s cookies, designed to resemble characters from Left 4 Dead 2, these gruesome and scary cookies are total eye candy for the gamer with a sweet tooth. Link

Goatse Cookies: The Most Appetizing Thing Ever

They go great with a nice warm glass of 2 girls, 1 cup, if you happen to have them available. Link [via]

Mozilla Knows What We Need For Firefox 3.1

Finally, Mozilla is coming in to its own with a browser feature that is perfect for porn. For Firefox 3.1, the team at Mozilla have included a feature called “private browsing.” Upon exiting the browser, any trace of past sites you visited located in the browser’s history, cookies or temporary files are erased. That means: no dirty clues as to where you’ve been digging around the Internet late at night. After all, you wouldn’t want your friends knowing you put... Continue reading