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Phone Fingers Protect Your iPhone from Smudges, Pregnancy

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Just like little condoms for your fingers, the Phone Fingers fit snugly over your digits, though these have a slightly different purpose than condoms. While it’s nice to protect the iPhone from getting impregnated by your limbs, the purpose here is to prevent screen smudge.

So you have a choice. Smudgy screens or pointing fingers and laughing bullies. Forget about any sort of non-geeky reputation you’ve accumulated for yourself, these Phone Fingers wipe your cool-factor slate clean.

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Give Your Tricks A Treat

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Excuse the gutter speak, but I think prostitutes ought to have a little fun with Halloween too. Being a long time street walker, I just might make it a point of mine to make sure some of my tricks get a special treat this year. These Costumed Condoms are sure to get some laughs.

If you’re not a bad little whore like me, you could even just give these out at an adult Halloween party. And if you buy over $20 of skull or pumpkin dressed condoms, you get 36 flavored condoms free. Quite a deal! — Andrew Dobrow

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