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What could possibly be a better gift for your family science nerd? This USB Microscope, Webcam, Hub combo gadget is nerdy to the tenth power (rather than nerdy to the V8 power). Want to take a closer look at the soda cap that has been sitting under your desk for the last three years? Here’s a way to do so.

The Microscope part of this gadget actually works without the USB, though when plugged into the USB port, you can view the specimen on your computer screen, and even add text and special effects to whatever scientific monstrosity you can view with this device. You’ll need Windows XP and 2 AA batteries to operate this toy. Just don’t go feeding it to your dog. It’s not a USB Dog Toy. And we doubt your dog is interested anyway. Get your own for $70. — Andrew Dobrow

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Captain Obvious, reporting for duty sir! A new study released shows that having a larger computer screen can increase efficiency and productivity compared to smaller screens. Well, you don’t say? Could it have something to do with having A LOT more room?! Don’t answer that question. It’s meant to be rhetorical.

Gains in productivity were not only seen in the fields of design and graphical work, but also in matters in need of word processing, databases, and spreadsheets. The report insinuates that with the amount of productivity you’ll gain from the larger screen, the display would earn enough money back to make up for the extra money spent. Captain Obvious strikes again! — Andrew Dobrow

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Some people are so extremely busy that serious harm is caused to their digestive system by the long waits they put themselves through to use the toilet as they stare idly into the computer screen. Other people just have a hard time holding it in and have to run to the toilet 40 times a day. For those of you with either of those afflictions (or both), Microsoft has devised an answer to the person who just can’t let their pupils drift from a computer monitor for more then a few minutes.

The Microsoft eToilet comes equipped with a 21-inch touchscreen monitor, which we wouldn’t mind having even without the toilet. The monitor swivels to face you as your bowels are in transit and even boasts a special sensor to protect from splashes (eww).

Retail price will only be $499 to $599, which isn’t much considering the coolness you get in return. The eToilet will be released next month, but so many questions go unanswered. Will it be available in plumbing stores, home goods stores, or computer stores? Or all three? Are the businesses of bathroom needs and computers destined to be linked? — Andrew Dobrow

Microsoft Unveils Long-Awaited eToilet [CrysalAir, via CrunchGear]