I always figured Christopher Robin was more compassionate than this. Eeyore, not so much. Pooh? He’s just in in for the honey. He figures with Piglet gone it’s one less mouth to feed. Fricken’ fat ass. Who gives a shit about the other two assholes.
After seeing this treatment of Piglet I don’t care if Tigger takes a flying leap off of a cliff.
Nobody disrupts the sterile sanctity of the Death Star and gets away with it. Nobody but Darth Vader that is.
I grew up with the Peanuts, even if they were way before my time. My dad had all of his old Charlie Brown comic strip books and I read through all of them hundreds of times. So, I was sort of well acquainted with Charlie Brown as a kid.
Tim O’Brien’s untooned Charlie Brown shows what the wishy-washiest bald kid in the world would look like if he were a living, breathing person. The result, although terrifying, is ultimately just what you would expect. Good grief.
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Let’s see how excited your girlfriend is to breast feed this little guy. The 3-age Iron Man is a superbaby with a mission. Totally capable of kicking ass, taking names and making some of the most hardcore finger painting ever.
When your new baby gets sent home from daycare for smacking around his guardians with his superhuman toddler strength, don’t ask questions. Just apologize and carry on. One day, your little baby will make you very proud.
The Internet is a funny place. When a company as powerful as Google has a premature announcement of its latest web browser due to a leaked comic it made describing the process that Google engineers undergo during production, you know internet-dwellers are going to take advantage.
Users at YayHooray went to town on some of these strips, bringing hilarity you’d never find in any Microsoft ad. They’ve come up with some funny spoofs on the Google Chrome comic and all it took was a small edit of a speech bubble.
Penny Arcade pretty much sums up what will happen if Gears of War 2 comes with parental controls. Remember kids: Mom is a classy lady.
There have been a wide assortment of Batmen over the years (not to be confused with Batboy, of course). From the BAM! POW! days of Adam West, to the seductive, yet totally unimpressive George Clooney days, we’ve seen our share of Batman acting. We still feel the need to meet the real Batman. And the only way to call the real Batman, is with the Bat Signal.
Now, you can try making your own Bat Signal, but more than likely, you’ll fail miserably, and spend the rest of your life cold, hungry, and lonely. But thankfully for us, we can buy our own premade Bat Signal, which might not be able to notify the man in black from across a city, but should do well if you happen to be in the same room as him, with its 16 foot range. Get your own for $309. You know you’ve spent more on stupider shit. — Andrew Dobrow
As disturbing as the image of Iron Man and The Hulk fornicating might be, I want you to think really hard. What would their love child look like if the two superheroes were to mate? Does it look like the pictured figure, or perhaps more green? Iron Man fan Jin-Saotome created this action figure, which he calls the Hulkbuster Iron Man.
In other words, it’s an educated guess on what the offspring would look like if Iron Man and The Hulk made whoopee. OK, not really, the Hulkblaster is just an awesome feature of the Iron Man’s canon weapon armor. Though if that ever were to happen, we would be better apt fearing for our life when the break-up argument ensued. — Andrew Dobrow
