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Don’t be confused. This is not the life of a troll. No, trolls relish their hate and return over and over, refreshing the page every few seconds looking for more troll bait. Most internet commenters are a different species all together. They only speak up when there is something wrong or they’re disgusted, vowing never to return to your site again. The next day they start the cycle all over again. Luckily for us, the Gearfuse readers are some of... Continue reading

It all seemed so harmless.The princess was in trouble. What else was he supposed to do? A damsel in distress was always his weakness. But the guilt, it was too much. Not everyone is built for a life of murder and mayhem, no matter how heroic the ultimate goal might seem. He tried to cover up his crimes but the Toad Police are well-regarded as forensic supermen. He knew, eventually, that his grisly past would eventually catch up with him.... Continue reading

The language of the Wookiee is one filled with mysteries. I’m not quite sure where Han Solo found the time to learn the ins-and-outs of the finer linguistics of Chewbacca’s native tongue, but he found a way. I’d personally love to learn the language, but I can’t even generate even the most simple of guttural Wookiee sounds, even with proper instruction. The above image by Savage Chickens illustrates all of Chewie’s dialogue from the original Star Wars film, A New... Continue reading

All Robin ever wanted was a partner who could join him in his quest of fighting crime. But he can see right through Batman’s feeble attempts at love. What does Rachel Dawes have that he doesn’t have? Is it the vagina? That’s easy enough to change. Please Bruce. Let love have it’s way! Did anyone else notice that Batman appears to be nude? He must have gotten lazy and just tattooed the Bat symbol right onto his chest. They’ll never... Continue reading

Enough is enough already. Can’t a superhero dressed in a Batsuit get a little privacy around here. Handle it yourself Gotham! The game is on! I’m not positive, but I think this means he’s not coming. Link [via]

This poor Peanut has been living in the same mediocrity for decades now. It seems totally unfair. I think its about time Charlie Brown had himself a makeover. Growing up with the Peanuts I have to admit, I grew sick of Brown’s wishy-washy shit. There’s only so much indecisiveness I can take. Maybe a new look can give Charlie a new outlook on things? Let’s hope so. Link [via]

I always figured Christopher Robin was more compassionate than this. Eeyore, not so much. Pooh? He’s just in in for the honey. He figures with Piglet gone it’s one less mouth to feed. Fricken’ fat ass. Who gives a shit about the other two assholes. After seeing this treatment of Piglet I don’t care if Tigger takes a flying leap off of a cliff. Link

Nobody disrupts the sterile sanctity of the Death Star and gets away with it. Nobody but Darth Vader that is. Link

I grew up with the Peanuts, even if they were way before my time. My dad had all of his old Charlie Brown comic strip books and I read through all of them hundreds of times. So, I was sort of well acquainted with Charlie Brown as a kid. Tim O’Brien’s untooned Charlie Brown shows what the wishy-washiest bald kid in the world would look like if he were a living, breathing person. The result, although terrifying, is ultimately just... Continue reading

Let’s see how excited your girlfriend is to breast feed this little guy. The 3-age Iron Man is a superbaby with a mission. Totally capable of kicking ass, taking names and making some of the most hardcore finger painting ever. When your new baby gets sent home from daycare for smacking around his guardians with his superhuman toddler strength, don’t ask questions. Just apologize and carry on. One day, your little baby will make you very proud. Link [via]