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How many universes does a man have to search through to find a decent cup of joe in this joint? These Stargate Coasters provide you with easy access to Gou’ald and Replicator coffee cafes.

It’s just our luck that the best coffee can only be found in enemy alien coffee shops. Warning: there is a clear disclaimer warning that the wormhole is not included. So you’ll have to figure out a way to access one yourself. Sounds easy enough.

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(sung to the tune of ‘Copacabana’)

If you are feeling,
Feeling nostalgic
Just mix a drink and get away
There simply is no other way!

Then you’ve got aliens
Invading from space
You’ve got to shoot them down
If you don’t you’ll make them frown

Down at the Space,
Space Invaders
You’ll be staying DIY
With these coasters, they’re so fly

You’ll get six
Six of these coasters
Just pay $50 today
and Etsy will send them your way

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Coffee stains on your tables are not cool. Etsy, however, is. That’s why you should check out these plush coasters from Jocelyn Kelly. She designed them to resemble those old 5.25-inch floppy disks from back in the day. And I’m talking way back in the day. The set comes with black, grey, yellow, red, blue and green disks and will run you $28.

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You’ve got to complete the pixelated feng shui you were going for at your pad. Finally, coasters that’ll match your wallpaper and yard decorations. At first glance, these look no different than a series of coasters linked together for you to rip off accordingly. But, upon closer inspection, they turn out to be so much more than that.

Each coaster is made up of 110 individual one centimeter squares that enable you to make your own custom pixel creations out of them.  It’s art you can make yourself, for yourself.  They come in two colors: pink and blue. A stack of 50 coasters goes for around $8 bucks, which is a steal. You’ll have more coasters than you’ll ever know what to do with. So, why not give the art thing a try? You’ve got nothing to lose except your high score.

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Coasters, you know you only use them at guest’s homes when they are paranoid about their brand new furniture. They aren’t really a pain, but they aren’t the first thing to come to your mind when you want to drink a cold coke. These circuitboard coasters might not have you rethinking your forgetful ways, but they might look freakin’ awesome on your coffee table where your guests might want a coaster to be polite. These circuitboard coasters come in packs of six, and each coaster has a different patten on it. The cool thing: they are real circuitboards, not some print that was glued onto a piece of metal. Authentic geek merchandise. Each coaster is 3.75″ in diameter, probably ample room for your coke or coffee mug. — Nik Gomez

Set of Circuitboard Coasters [via I4U News]